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Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2011
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jan 03, 2011
lol good one
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by StudioCFR(m): 3:17pm On Jan 03, 2011
Reading your jokes is like reading a text book

*Boring*


U never prove to us sey u get talent enough to make me and the rest of the audience Laugh at all.



*swaggers out like a college kid*
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jan 03, 2011
Cos u've got some dull brain

*no offence*
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by eldav(m): 5:35pm On Jan 03, 2011
lol.
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by jokingmary(m): 5:45pm On Jan 03, 2011
Nice joke
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by StudioCFR(m): 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2011
And where is the joke?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 9:15pm On Jan 03, 2011
Abeg posta diz na nu yr,,,, u hear?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jan 03, 2011
As if am coming back frm a kinda sojourn in pluto.
Yeah its nw year,so whts special bout it nd d joke?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by dammizz(m): 11:47pm On Jan 03, 2011
Reading this joke 4 d 27th time buh I gotta encourage u nah. *fakes grin*
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Dyt(f): 12:47pm On Jan 04, 2011
wo
wo
wo
wo
nic one
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jan 04, 2011
Fanks love
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 3:44pm On Jan 04, 2011
posta wetin u dey feel like
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by StudioCFR(m): 3:51pm On Jan 04, 2011
IBO!

Why u dey ask?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 3:55pm On Jan 04, 2011
YORUBA
I dey ask to know,
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On Jan 04, 2011
U ask wetin the poster dey feel like
And i help am answer u IBO!

u come dey biff me
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 4:08pm On Jan 04, 2011
i no biff uoooooo, just dat i no say sum ibo geez no dey slack, so i 1da why diz one dey gok.
no vex its a slip of fingaz
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by shakara4u(m): 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2011
finally sumon courage read this joke,
wen i saw d title(any idiot in d house)tot d house wa NL, so i d always skip am,

u try small
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2011
Shakara why would i dub ma peepz idiot? I cnt naa it was just a title.

Allabosky and Studio,i dnt know the faith u guys are even working for abi na Hitler's Nazim or Osama's ?,abeg make Ibo no dey itch una.
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by StudioCFR(m): 4:44am On Jan 05, 2011
Whatever
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 7:51am On Jan 05, 2011
Wheneva and howeva
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 8:02pm On Jan 05, 2011
soeva
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2011
Whoeva
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2011
ueva
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 05, 2011
Hehe u sure?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 8:34pm On Jan 05, 2011
haha sure u?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by oderemo(m): 8:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
this joke is like drinking tea without sugar.yawwk
next pls.
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 8:42pm On Jan 05, 2011
or eatin eba witat meat.
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by lysaa(f): 12:05pm On Jan 06, 2011
Studio CFR:

And where is the joke?
Shaddap cheat! If we show u the joke should we also show the joke where u are?
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by oderemo(m): 5:54pm On Jan 06, 2011
Shaddap cheat! If we show u the joke should we also show the joke where u are
?
that exactly is tha joke. grin grin
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by lysaa(f): 1:17pm On Jan 07, 2011
lol nor mind the hediot. Him and joke dey do boju boju hope i got that right lol all around.
Re: Any Idiots In The Room? by allabosky(m): 7:37pm On Jan 07, 2011
ok

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