Some have talked about Anthony and Cleopatra, some dey scatter over Jay-Z and Beyonce, some feel that Donald and Onari are two and three, but now, we introduce the hottest item on nairaland, infact the best thing u'll ever see on nairaland pages.

And it's goin beyond these shores, feel me

LMAO,
What won't i see on Nairaland, shakes head and leaves thread

lmaoo


good luck to you guys


NL rocks!!!!

Thanks iice, how nice to know that someone as coool as you feel the heat that we be talking about

Ha! Na wa oh, d heat no too hot again o, I can't find sharn06 since she left for the kingdom. Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody, to call my own oooooooo

ehh ya call akon

Thank u o jare, I woulda called Akon see, but aside the fact that I ain't got his number, I'm afraid he might sue me for plagiarism

How hot can you be when your partner in hotness has not even posted one comment on this thread?

kissobehi, na wa oh, wetin I go do now?

eh ya well try Chris rock's hotline

I guess this heat was doomed for the ice since inception. Too bad, this might probably be the last of me on this thread. I hail una for all your encouragement. And, sharn, maybe I'll see you in another life then

called akon yet?

iice na so you bad reach

help the guy call akon

oya call akon. so they can lonely part 2

iice haba you sef sharn is missing na . he;s incomplete. i suggest you call up sisqo to, so they can dust off those cds and redo incomplete

aww wetin i do

help the guy call those people na

me na eminem i for call but the guy go come make sharn leave by force now

Chai, I don dieee, na me be dis . You are girls are having a field day makin fun of my a_s. Anyway sha, God dey. So na crime now to try to love nairaland style. When una for dey console me, y'all are adding pepper to my palaver. Somebody just collect my heart, put am for shredding machine then come incinerate the pieces, una dey here dey attempt to call Akon. Akon ko, teeth ni. Na Akon I go chop. Even Eminem oh, Chris Rock o, Michael Jackson pa pa, none call feel my pain meeen. Too bad, na some poor innocent young lady go come suffer am as I ready to break hearts heartlessly as from today(Na lie oh, I just dey joke).

But anyways, I thot I could leave this thread alone meeen, but I got the feeling that wetin I be dey find for Bariga, e dey inside my babanriga already . I love y'all, and I no go leave una lie lie. Make we dey see how destiny go take take e place since I have retraced my steps.

Ehen, hoooraaaay they've called off the strike. Congratulations to evry member of this thread especially and to all Nigerians, the thing be don dey begin bite me small small. See you guys later, I have a dinner date with Whitney, she wants to teach me the way to break a heart, yeah, I'm learning from the second best

eyah   


Frozen section mission accomplished i salute

hmm. . . .Sharn never see this thread. . . my comments will come after she seez it  

You don't have to wait till sharn sees this thread dear creamish, this thread was her idea in the first place. Trust me na, I just post the topic fast. Didn't know she would just abandon me like that (uuhhhh, see now I'm gettin sad again   )

Na lie, shame to devil. I ain't going to feel bad no more, I got all the female company I need, infact ehn, after this post, I'll go around each and every profile and see the most elegible females for heartbreak, let me start putting Whitney's suggestions and advice into practice. Did I tell you guys that we had dinner some few days back?

See ehn, all you lovely girls in this thread, make una no fear ok, I no go add una join the list, but if you ain't on this thread, I give a fair warning, "BEWARE! THE RAGE COMETH".

The most anticipated movie of the year. Hollywood is abuzz, Bollywood is expectant and Nollywood, see all the actors dey beg me for a shot at the casting. But me, I'm a loyal guy and I've done the casting already. Check it out, don't y'all think its gonna be a blockbuster. At least even if e no fit burst block, e go crack am small . See the movie has already been nominated for an Oscar even before it has been premiered.

Cast:

@Creamish : Believed to be sharn 06's friend since the days of the thread and needle

@Thoniaslim : The Headshaker

@Mukina : Shot Caller

@Iice : General Officer Commanding

@kissobehi : Unidentified Posting Person

@ajadrage : Heartbreaker

@sharn 06 : The Invisible Girl


RAGE AND THE INVISIBLE GIRL : In theatres and cinemas from yesterday

Produced and directed after countless unanswered calls to Akon and Eminem

Screenplay: Na oga Seun I go hail here o, since na him get nairaland

Watchout!!!

         

can i  appoint Ikamefa as the  pop-corn eater

wait what about sisqo and you'll need Nkiru Slyvanus to cry. if that is her name sef, so she can cry . and you'll go meet Justin timberlake for permission to use cry me a river