Imagine you’re walking down a street, minding your own business and suddenly, out of no where someone gives you a knock on the head.
You turn around to see an old woman who you do not recognize. And as you are about to ask her what her problem is, she quickly begins to apologize, cursing her bad eyesight for mistaking you for some1 else.
You swallow the insults you were about to vomit considering her age and tell her not to worry.

The next day you are walking down the same street for some unthinkable reason, meditating on the past day’s incident, kind of absorbed in your thoughts. And lo and behold, some1 gives u a brain splitting knock on the head.
Again, u turn around, ready to prance, but to your amazement it’s the same old woman.
This time, she stops u from taking any actions by quickly apologizing, calling you sweet names, patting you, telling you to calm down, blaming your clothes for her mistaking you for some1else.
You walk away sulking.

You can’t believe it, but for another heck of a reason you have to pass that dreaded street the next day. This time you are not taking chances. As you walk, you scan the area for the old woman.
She is not in sight yet, but you sense some1 sneaking up on you. You quickly turn around AND-it’s not the old woman, but another old woman with her hands raised suspiciously.
This time you are like, ”What is your problem?!”.
But oh no! You feel the vibration from your head to toes as some1else gives you an earth shattering knock on the head. You turn around and see it’s that same old woman.
Again, she starts to apologize…

Now tell me, wetin you go do?         

I KNOW it's long, but pls feel free to comment.

mehn, datz funny.

well wetin man go do na? na elderly woman na.

jst wear helmet as u dey pass d street.

hehe.

eldav:

mehn, datz funny.

well wetin man go do na? na elderly woman na.

jst wear helmet as u dey pass d street.

hehe.

Thanks. Eldav r u sure? 3 times in a row

sure.

maybe d woman didnt catch any fun when young.

lol. So she nor catch any fun when she dey young and na ur head she won catch fun now? ok o.