*Law of Equality:* The time taken by a wife when she says, I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says I'll call you in 5 minutes!
*Law of Queue:* If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*Law of Telephone:* When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
*Law of Mechanical Repair:* After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
*Law of the Workshop:* Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
*Bath Theorem:* When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
*Law of Encounters:* The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result:* When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Law of Bio mechanics:* The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Theatre Rule:* People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
*Law of Coffee:* As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Law of Proposal* After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
*Law of Getting Late* When you reach early for something it will never start on time.
*Law of Posts* After reading this post, the reader will not like, share and comment.

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funny but true

Okafor's law: which states inter alia that once a man has gone there before, under the right circumstances and all things being equal, he will and is able to go there again. If you know you know.