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Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by precision7: 8:36pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
1. When pple see u lyin down, wit ur eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleepin? A: No! I’m trainin to die 2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed? A: No, it got bored of stayin hom alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride. 3. When It’s rainin & som1 notices u goin out, they ask:-Are u goin in dis rain? A: No, in d next one. 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake? A: No. I'm sleep walking! 5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop! 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! Na Carrots. 9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! The SHIT is talking to you! 10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here? A: I'm here to pay my school fees! And my personal favorite: You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later: Q: Are you back? A: No, Ȋ̝̊'m still on the road. Have u been asked any stupid question before, what was ur answer? |
Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by bashydemy(m): 9:28pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Wowwww nice response OP i gbadun those response jare |
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