1. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask; are you going out in this rain?? Ans: no in the next one

2. You're making out with a girl then u start pulling her pants den she asks; what are u trying to do?? Ans: i want to wash them 4 u

3. Your friend calls your home phone and asks, where are u? Ans: i'm at the bus stop!

4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath? Ans: no, it was the rain!

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor, yet they ask; going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet when someone tries to open and knocks on the door asking; is any1 there? Ans: No! My shit locked the door, pls wait for it to unlock it again , mtscheew!!!

8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees u and asks; what are you doing here? Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees!

9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No! I'm training 2 die!!!

hehe

Seen this before

Lmao! Vewi funny.

"mom, i'm going out, just wanna hang out"
mom: with friends?
"no mom, with terrorist"

Wrong room.

I am laffing, Clown.

Well done

there are at least 10 threads with this on Nairaland already. Plus I saw this on facebook yesterday.