Thanks, but NO thanks! I'll probably melt and faint if I do stand-up comedy or any other type as a matter of fact. The audience will think me slumping is only a part of the act until they wait for like 3 minutes and this guy ain't up yet, the end of my career before it even started. I'll probably only be funny with an audience of one or only myself or only on paper or in this case on the web. Thanks anyway, if I was white, you might see my coloured cheeks!

Angelina once you get past the way she started her career, which is not really localised to her anyway, you'll see that she has really blossomed into a wonderful actress. She has proven herself really capable with A Mighty Heart where she played a Pakistanese. If nobody knew her before one would really think that she Pakistanese. She's great and now greater with her marriage to Brad Pitt and their children (I think I heard she just birthed) I reallythink what she's doing raising unfortunately African children is a worth while affair, as long as those celebrities do not turn it into a publicity stunt. Gwen is into it, Madonna is into it, etc and I start to wonder if they're really that caring about the world. Anyway Jolie is great, period. But then again she's got these sumptuous lips, omg!

A lotta stuff has been going on here I see. It seems to me Angelina's in real contention to displace poor Antonio in this thread. So akin has a thing going on for Angelina, huh? Well who doesn't? Even iice (straight, bisexual or gay) has go the hots for her! I never knew they were not actually married, she and Brad I mean. I just thought I missed the paparazzi on their marriage plus having a baby and all. Well that explains a lot of things cuz there isn't a place on earth where those two can go and 'secretly' marry each other.

Girl, interrupted might have been closer to home than people realise for Angie cuz a lot of people believe she's got a few screws lose, really. Billy Bob, I don't know much about that guy anymore. Since The Alamo, psssshhhh!!!!! disappeared he went. He should by now start thinking about making films too, if you ask me.

iice, weird and crazy? hmmmmn, maybe I'll rate a little on the weird but I don't know about crazy. Pretty regular guy, me.

Talking about H. Macy, huh? Missed out on the show cuz of my darn browser. Just decided that it didn't want to connect anymore. Not after I decided to leave it to its own devices, it finally had mercy on me and thus,

Well I didn't know Billy directed any movie let alone got an Oscar for his input.

Akin was on point describing William H. Macy as a sorry looking fellow and he seems to act sorry roles too. I also met him in Boogie nights, where I sorta met Wahlberg and Graham too. Talk about a sorry role. Scary movie I saw in my more youthful days. Got to see some scary sh*t! In Magnolia again which seemed to contain everybody in Boogie Nights and a lil more. William isn't as unpopular as he seems but it's just that people do not really care about the fellas that don't get the big roles.

iice, very funny scenario with you guys and your mum. I only share books with my mum and that's period. Besides she only seems interested in soaps.

So we're talking about our folks now, huh? Well, I'm gonna make it easy for y'all by likening my people to characters y'all can relate to.
Mon papa: Homer Simpson with more brains
Mon mama: Martha Stewart, but quite nicer
My first younger brother: simply Moi but somewhat upgraded
I have two other brothers who are twins (non-identical): One's a genius and the other's insane (Pinky and Brain)
I now have one lil sis who's four and adorable but she's already knows how to use that to get her way.
Snoopy: our dog who's nine next month and a loyal as you can imagine, and that wraps it up!

Kevin Spacey, the white haired man! And not quite that old too. I like the guy a lot and think he's very much out of the spotlight nowadays but not like he's been much in it before anyway, more of a playmaker, producing and stuff, though I just know he's into that stuff like Billy Crystal is, but I don't know what I can credit him with except maybe The Big Kahuna with shorty, Devito. His friendship with Sean Penn is a plus for him and indeed anyone else cuz he's a mover and shaker too who's getting roles that fit him and win him stuff (since Mystic River and I'm Sam). Sean and Kevin did a film about Hollywood secrets or something like that a long time ago, I can't quite remember the title of the film.

Anyways I think I liked Kevin Spacey best in The Negotiator with Samuel L. Jackson and a couple of others but for now can't remember much of his films, do refresh my memory, y'all.

oooooohh yeah!
I'm more than refreshed cuz I've not even seen Ordinary Decent Criminal, K-Pax or Glengary Glen Ross. A Time to Kill and L. A. Confidential both skipped my mind. Those were very good ones too. I guess being a massive Russell Crowe fan u'd remember L. A. Confidential.

Me incommunicado for some time I can't avoid, man. U see me had a lil prablam with ma cord ina di crib. I kina explian mon. Da tin jus wen BOOM!!! me first tot me was gonna kaput or samtin but Jah saved me but not ma adaptor which started to smell crispy and make me dizzy. I swear man me was scared in da shitless.

I hope I've been coherent!

It seems you're better at this carribean stuff than I can ever dream to be. I laughed my ass off at your last sentence. Not a very bad trade; only one problem though. I got to be alive to love my adaptor more, don't I?

As for da chosen one, tut tut tut, you wouldn't understand anything I reckon, cuz this thread has digressed way off Antonio, but the gist is my adaptor blew away due to a lightning strike which made me fear for dear life. Coherent now?

You guys did not mention Once upon a time in mexico, thats still one of my best action movies Antonio banderas,Johnny depp,Williams dafoe,eva mendes,enrique iglesias etc,just check out d stars on parade,if u haven't seen dat movie then you've seen nothing.i really miss action & combat movies,new movies usually av much talk & less action unlike d days of terminator,commando,rambo,snake in d monkey/eagle shadow, u can name it.

Yo akin! What's crackalacking ma hommie? How's it hanging over there at REAN, is it? See, you're now down with Bob Marley, huh? I promise I ain't goan rock your boat! why? cuz you don't want your boat to be rocked, of course. I guess it's in line with all this raggae talk. See the kind of people leaving posts on your thread now, 'sect' and 'the chosen'. Weird fellows, men!

Peace out, my brother. Kingston for life.

P.S. Smoke weed everyday! It's good for you, and it's natural, you know, of the earth!

@Akin007

i hane 2 for you and they are once upon a time in mexico and original sin

No, I do not know sect and the chosen one. Their ids just sound oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

lodcoat:

@Akin007

i hane 2 for you and they are once upon a time in mexico and original sin

what the guy mean is that he has Once of upon a time and Original sin discs