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What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by nurabela: 10:47pm On Feb 16, 2011 |
What are the uses of marriage certificate? Is it indispensable? |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Nobody: 11:18pm On Feb 16, 2011 |
its a poweful tool in the hands of women when it comes to justice in heritance,divorce,etc |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by r231(m): 1:22am On Feb 17, 2011 |
we use it to light a candle on valentines day |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by ifyalways(f): 9:29am On Feb 17, 2011 |
lol. I knew a couple then that hanged theirs in their sitting room.You just can't miss it once u step into their house. @Topic,Dunno. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Blazay(m): 9:51am On Feb 17, 2011 |
Well, When you consider the obvious fact that the world is gradually becoming anti-matrimony, You come to understand that the marriage certificate is priceless and has many uses. The most important uses are the gifts of ownership and THE sense of belonging(. . . . as in: who loves you daddy? ) No, you don't get that on FaceBook. The marriage certificate is the ULTIMATE, global, utility stampage for the legitimization of YOUR children and your future generation. Or you may just end up with a progeny of 'rascals'(aka bast.ard.s). Need I say more? !Get Yours! !Keep Yours! !Don't Kill Yours! Bottom line: The marriage certificate seperates rational beings from 'ye-ye fowls'. 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Nelson6(m): 12:08pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
nice one. marriage certificate is a paper that reminds a man of his slavery and the woman of her future asset |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Damysa(f): 1:44pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
Nelson**: LOL |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by babyme1(f): 1:59pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
It serves as a cheque book and ATM |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by harakiri(m): 12:10pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Nelson**: I couldn't have said it better myself. A marriage certificate does no man any good in case of a divorce proceedings but it's definitely leverage for a woman when it comes to "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" laws! More reasons why it's crazy for a man to get married. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by zayhal(f): 12:43pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
In Nigeria, if you get married before your NYSC and wants to be posted to the state where your hubby is, a marriage certificate must be tendered. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Busybody2(f): 1:49pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
You need it to prove you are legally married. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Fulanee: 2:35pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
@Busy_body. prove 2 who? |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by mrperfect(m): 2:42pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Judging what people have said so far , it seems is more beneficial to woman than men. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Busybody2(f): 2:56pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Fulanee: [s]Chei, why you come put me under the spotlight like so You want make people sabi say I nor get brain ni and just dey dengepose [/s] Er . . . er . . . scratching head in response to your query, er . . .gulps . . . er . . ,wait oh, i'm coming, i will be back soon I don't know jare What of Church wedding, surely you need that, don't you, and then if you want to travel out of the Country and need to prove your "ties" to Nigeria it can come in handy too. I will be back like i said |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by saintneo(m): 3:06pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
From a critical point of view, I think marriage certificate should be replaced with marriage contract which specifies the KPIs of the parties involved in the marriage and the conditions for divorce. IMHO |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Busybody2(f): 3:08pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
^^^ God bless you for this |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by r231(m): 3:21pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
use it to open a joint account |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by nich(m): 4:08pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
who said NL wasnt educative & informative? ICS |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by frankiemun: 4:45pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Why we use ATM weather we know that its very dangerous. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Carlosein(m): 4:59pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Is this not like asking: What are the uses of my WAEC certificate i'm not a lawyer, but i think this certifies that a marriage/wedding was validly carried out between the parties involved. whatever use we put this document later on in life is entirely up to us (just like my friend who gave his statement of result to mama alakara for some akara ). |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by favouredjb(f): 5:07pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Funny replies it is a binding documement |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
@topic, ask a hollywood celebrity |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Olateef(m): 6:02pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
there should be an expiry date on the marriage certificate, |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by omogidi234(m): 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
According to the Marriage Act, a marriage certificate is an evidence of the celebration of the marriage. Just like other posters said, WAEC certificate shows that you wrote GCE or SSCE, BSc certificate shows that you have a first degree etc. In case of "awon abelejayan" your marriage certificate asserts and backs any claim that you are married. Upon the presentation of it, the onus is on the other party to show that you are not married as you claimed. Best regards. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by zayhal(f): 6:39pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
saintneo: Seconded |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by tlops(m): 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
O.lateef: it expires when one of the party dies or defaults. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by sayso: 8:45pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
proof of ownership |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
its really prove of ownership. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by gididi: 9:57pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
1.To get american and british visas---to show you cannot leave your wife and children. 2. Bondage to women-----------now your suffering continues. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by lagoshost(m): 12:04am On Feb 19, 2011 |
Evidence of enslavement - just joking |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by lastpage: 12:54am On Feb 19, 2011 |
After a few pages, l will like to give "an award" to the most pertinent answer (one that tallies with current reality!) on this topic. So far, l have been rolling with laughter, from one corner to another, reading some of the comments! Take for example: 1.) Proof of ownership! Na Car 2.) Evidence of enslavement! Wetin, show me the love please 3.) It should have an expiry date! Haaba, Na DRUG? 4.) "In case of "awon abelejayan" your marriage certificate asserts and backs any claim that you are married"! This one hard O! Fishmongers 5.) "should be replaced with marriage contract which specifies the KPIs of the parties involved in the marriage and the conditions for divorce". You be one of those Abuja Contractor! How can you be thinking of "divorce" when you're just planning a wedding? 6.) "it seems is more beneficial to woman than men."! Benefit ke? I thought its about LOVE nwan-tintin 7.) "@Busy_body. prove 2 who?" ; "wait oh, i'm coming, i will be back soon"! Walahi, this is like doing U-TURN on a Motorway! 8.) "marriage certificate is a paper that reminds a[b] man of his slavery[/b] and the woman of her future asset "! This is SCARY! 9.) "it's definitely leverage for a woman when it comes to "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" laws! This cant be true!! INJUSTICE 10.) "The marriage certificate is the ULTIMATE, global, utility stampage for the legitimization of YOUR children and your future generation" Shooo! One couple took theirs to the Canadian Embassy, to do the usual "paternity test" for people intending to settle in Canada and results showed that NONE OF THE THREE CHILDREN were his own! Well, "marriage" scattered right from the gate of the Embassy"! Shine your eyes on that Cert Pls 11.) "I knew a couple then that hanged theirs in their sitting room"! More like that "Beware of Dogs" signage in the front gate Because of "Awon abeleja-yan"! 12.) "we use it to light a candle on valentines day"! I bet this couple wont be doing many Valentines!! Go buy a Cigarette lighter pls or better still, set the whole house on fire and use it to light the Valentine candle---- hic-hic-hic 13.) Its the only certificate[b] u collect before writing the exam[/b] and then u use all your life to defend that certificate! This is scandalous! Please, lets have more of these weird reasons! If you live in the west, l think it is the "Ultimate money-making, magic paper" any woman could have Go ask Tiger Wood's wife, Tyson's Wife or that woman that got 500Million Dollars or so, from her Billionaire ex-Husband BTW: Credits to the 'original posters' of the quotes above. |
Re: What Are The Uses Of Marriage Certificate? by Acapunture: 2:46am On Feb 19, 2011 |
marriage certificate is all married woman"s pride |
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