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Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 1:35am On Feb 18, 2011 |
A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die," The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin." The bus driver says, "I'm not married" , The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass". Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business. When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married." The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!!!" |
Re: Naughty Joke! by lysaa(f): 2:37am On Feb 18, 2011 |
Lol. Tom vs. Driver man. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Pogistega(m): 6:22am On Feb 18, 2011 |
crazy people. tom was smarter because he had no vag.ina in the first place. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Nelson6(m): 10:38am On Feb 18, 2011 |
buahhahaa lol nice one |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,, that there,, is no toilet paper in the ladies room." |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
their were 3 women a brunette, redhead n a blonde who all worked at an office. Every day they noticed dat their boss left work a little early. 1 day they met 2getha n decided dat wen d boss leaves they wuld also leave early 2. The boss left n so did they. Brunette went hom n straight 2 bed so she kuld get an early start d nxt morning. Redhead went 2 get a quik work out b4 ha dinner date. Blonde went home n walked in2 bedroom, opens d door slowly n saw her husband in bed wid her boss. So she shut d door n left. D nxt day brunet n redhead r talkn abt goin hm early again. They ask d blonde if she wants 2 leave early again. ''no'',she says. ''yesterday i nearly got caught''. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by babyme1(f): 2:31pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Dumb blonde |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 10:22am On Feb 19, 2011 |
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive valentines gift Looking around, she spots the perfect gift, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the gift she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this gift cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is." |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 10:40am On Feb 19, 2011 |
A male techer asked da learners wat they thought smells nice , the learners responded and said candy, cake flowers etc. Then the teacher turned to john and asked him wat he tinks smells nice, john responded and said pussy . The teacher angryly kicked him out and told him to cum wit his fada da followind day . He came to school without his fada and , i thought i told u to bring ur fada along ,yes u did replied john, bt ma fada says every man who tinks dat pussy dasnt smell nice is gay and he dasnt talk to gays |
Re: Naughty Joke! by EfemenaXY: 11:43am On Feb 19, 2011 |
cool jokes a couple of reposted jokes - but nice |
Re: Naughty Joke! by bashydemy(m): 1:28pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
Nice one OP all the jokes are cool |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 11:46am On Feb 20, 2011 |
There was this ugly lady who sat next to a drunk, who reeked alcohol like EABL, U r drunk,the lady yelled at the drunkard, the man kept quiet, and the woman kept on dissing him, when the woman alighted from the bus, the drunk shouted, At least for me tomorrow i will be sober, but u will still be ugly!, |
Re: Naughty Joke! by EfemenaXY: 12:55pm On Feb 20, 2011 |
^^ Touche |
Re: Naughty Joke! by bashydemy(m): 3:47pm On Feb 20, 2011 |
nice one and the drunkard is right |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 20, 2011 |
Teacher:- y did u laugh? Boy:- i saw a strap of ur bra, Teacher:- GETOUT of class for a week, 2nd boy laugh, Teacher:- y did u laugh?? Boy:- i saw both straps of ur bra, Teacher:- GETOUT for 1 month!!! She bent dwn 2 pick a chalk, Lil jonny started walkn out, Tchr:- Jonny, y are you goin out? Jonny:- what i saw just now, I think my SCHOOLdays r over!!!!! =D =D |
Re: Naughty Joke! by bashydemy(m): 6:40pm On Feb 20, 2011 |
seen that my joke |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Nelson6(m): 9:53am On Feb 21, 2011 |
i love the jokes nice one tunexx |
Re: Naughty Joke! by lysaa(f): 11:55am On Feb 21, 2011 |
ok. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
U are all welcome, and there is more on da way!!! |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 2:25pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Two 90 year olds had been dating 4 a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks 2 himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking 2 herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty!" |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Akon 2006 " i wanna f**k you" 2008 "iwanna make love love right now na na na na" , 2010 "just had sex" Poor boy waited for 4 Damn years! |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Nelson6(m): 8:27am On Feb 22, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 2:49pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
one day a husband and wife were busy in da bedroom wen they heard a knock on da door, the lady went to c who it was ,she came bek to da bedrooom in a hurry and said , u have to get out itsa ma boyfrend and hell kill u if he finds u here i never told him i have a husband |
Re: Naughty Joke! by KDK(m): 8:19pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
Tunexsy: little Johnny no go kill me |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 9:12pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by bobjr: 3:07pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
an old drunk unknowingly been asleep on the toilet until morning |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Tunexsy(m): 8:17pm On Mar 04, 2011 |
A little boy asks his dad : daddy , what's between my mom's legs ?The father answers : the paradise , my son. The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy? The father replies : the key for the paradise . The son says : daddy, an advice, change the lock, our neighbor has a copy. |
Re: Naughty Joke! by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 31, 2019 |
Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place. |
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