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I want to be a Doctor!!! by oluwamykel(m): 4:09pm On Feb 19, 2011
Luckily for him he had an uncle who worked in d medical college so he now embarked on a journey to secure an admission in medicine. The following discussion went on between the boy an his uncle.

Uncle. - Jnr long time how are you doing?

Boy - I'm ok 'I came looking for admission in your faculty.

Uncle - so how was your O' levels.

Boy - fine oh. I really want to be the first Doctor from our village and with your help I can secure admission.

Uncle - What was your result like? Boy - Two credits in Igbo and Agric .

Uncle - laughing said u can still be a Doctor but a native doctor. You will use your credit in agric to look for herbs and igbo to chant incantations
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Feb 19, 2011
You try!!! cheesy

Ur thread title 2 long jorh
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by oluwamykel(m): 5:38pm On Feb 19, 2011
dani1luv:

You try!!! cheesy

your thread title 2 long jorh

I don hear SIR, I no go post another one again,
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by dani1luv: 5:45pm On Feb 19, 2011
why not?. , common!
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by oluwamykel(m): 5:56pm On Feb 19, 2011
dani1luv:

why not?. , common!
grin cheesy
Just joking lol, I aint
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by NnamdiN: 8:06pm On Feb 19, 2011
The original joke was "yoruba for incantations" y d substitution Anyway d joke ain't funny @ all
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by pwiz(m): 10:54pm On Feb 19, 2011
NnamdiN:

The original joke was "yoruba for incantations" y d substitution Anyway d joke ain't funny @ all
Some is hurting here, Igbo kwelu, lol cheesy
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by NnamdiN: 6:36am On Feb 20, 2011
mbok(please) I'm not hurt o, I've never and will never take anyfin personal- from nairaland
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by comptia(m): 5:45pm On Feb 22, 2011
boy you are the man grin
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by snthesis(m): 5:58pm On Feb 22, 2011
Stale, copy and paste, dry, withered, impoverished, waste of bytes, joke angry angry angry tongue tongue
Re: I want to be a Doctor!!! by oderemo(m): 6:50pm On Feb 22, 2011
Stale, copy and paste, dry, withered, impoverished, waste of bytes, joke

oyinbo po . kai.2 much ingrish grin grin grin grin

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