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Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 9:01am On Feb 21, 2011
Dad: I want u to  marry a girl of my choice.

Son: no, !

Dad: d girl is Bill gates’ daughter.

Son: rili? oh kay den, !

*Dad goes to Bill Gates, *

Dad: i want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Gates: no, !

Dad: my son is d CEO of the World Bank.

Gates: oh, ok, fix d date.

*Dad goes to World Bank, *

Dad: Appoint my son as CEO of ur bank.

Bank president: no, !

Dad: He is d son-in-law of Bill Gates.

Bank president: oh, can he start work 2day grin grin grin
Re: Amazing Story by Blueice4re(f): 10:12am On Feb 21, 2011
Really Amazing.
Re: Amazing Story by snthesis(m): 3:06pm On Feb 21, 2011
nice scopes grin grin
Re: Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 9:27am On Feb 24, 2011
;d
Re: Amazing Story by Nelson6(m): 9:44am On Feb 24, 2011
power of money and connection


nice stuff cool
Re: Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 11:45am On Feb 24, 2011
@ Nelson - Yeah u right!
But can dis work, in dis era
Re: Amazing Story by babyme1(f): 12:35pm On Feb 24, 2011
;d ;d
Re: Amazing Story by Pogistega(m): 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2011
Good
Re: Amazing Story by Gokson01(m): 8:35am On Mar 01, 2011
Nice one guy, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 9:05am On Mar 01, 2011
@ Gokson - Thanks for dis BIG CUP and honour, but dis is too much for me to carry oooooooh. shocked cheesy wink
Re: Amazing Story by jmkbond(f): 10:02am On Mar 01, 2011
use a wheel barrow, cos its all urs
Re: Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 10:25am On Mar 01, 2011
@ jmkbond - ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin

Afraid the wheelbarrow might not be strong enouf for the weight cheesy
Re: Amazing Story by oderemo(m): 6:26pm On Mar 01, 2011
the adulation is now becoming intoxicating than the content of that cup.
i move on. cool cool
Re: Amazing Story by neyshed: 6:45pm On Mar 01, 2011
If the dad can talk to Bill gate, Talk to the President of World Bank, who is the Dad now?@ kemisuga grin grin Nic one there sha!
Re: Amazing Story by bobjr: 11:22am On Mar 04, 2011
It was funny I liked the story grin grin grin
Re: Amazing Story by Arcani: 3:05pm On Mar 11, 2011
lolzz, shap man
Re: Amazing Story by Nobody: 12:14am On Mar 14, 2011
Ma and Pa were rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex, Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa, Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.
Re: Amazing Story by kemisuga(f): 11:37am On Mar 14, 2011
@ Pretiebony - 9ce one

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