Disclaimer :: This is in no way directed at you. You reading this. Even if it really explains your entire life, which I don't give a bleep about
If you hate the use of the word Bitc,  don't bother reading as you'd get an amazing amount of it. B
They'll rush and post poo on this thread, as it pretty much sums up their lives. 














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Quote :: From MrBrownJay


Quote from: MRbrownJAY on Today at 04:13:03 PM
There are too many in here(and they all know themselves):
-MISS fake profile pic.
-MISS I got my period everyday of the year (comes here to argue with everybody and anybody who says something they don't like)
-MISS I act like I am grown but I am just a teenager.
-MISS I know it all, if you don't approve of what I am saying, I will insult your whole family.
-MISS I need a man, desperately.
-MISS all men aint shiit regardless of their actions.
-MISS holier than thou, god fearing that knows all the right bible scriptures. Quick to call people sinners but then logs off and go sukc on multiple dikcs.
-MISS I live and die for sex. Her diary will be juicy if sexy stories and escapades but then don't know anything else than the missionary.
-MISS I am happily married that uses NL to get rid of all the stress and frustration of their rather unhappy lives. They bark quicker and louder than anyone on here because that's the only time they have any say or feeling of power in their lives.
-MISS I come on NL to learn as much as possible from sex in order to prepare for the big day.
Bro the list is endless,
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Quote from Mobinga

MISS I campaign for Gender Equality when I actually bow down to men.
MISS I can't caution without using bleep, wtf etc
MISS I form like I am too intelligent when I actually am a dumb backside dulling biatch
MISS I get offended when a male uses the word B, when I actually am A TOTAL B
MISS A husband doesn't own the wife when I actually bow, serve and cry over my husband
MISS I rant "Marriage is not necessary" when I actually am searching under stones and over airplanes for a husband
MISS Men don't deserve poo when I actually sell my soul for men
MISS I tell others to "get a life outside Nairaland" when I actually have no life whatsoever outside Nairaland
MISS "Omotola let someone put his hand on her bum" when I actually LovePeddler myself to different men
MISS Men should not use the word "B" when I actually call my friends B.
MISS Nairaland dudes are ugly/cows/evil bla bla when I actually trace him to facebook/twitter and like every single post/status
MISS I too fine/tech post pics of my clothes, shoes, accessories when I actually am a total ugly, unappealing bi
MISS I live in UK/Canada/US/Aussy and I am intellectually superior to those who live in Nigeria


MISS Mobinga is so so so annoying, I hate the dude, evil slithering slimy baskard when he actually really doesn't give a PHLUCK WHAT YOU THINK. B!!





© 2011 Mobinga Inc.

(farts profusely)

LOL I actually enjoy reading it.

Funny!

I will take it as a dry joke.

Yup, we've got 2 of 'em.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Mobinga:

-MISS fake profile pic.
-MISS I got my period everyday of the year (comes here to argue with everybody and anybody who says something they don't like)
-MISS I act like I am grown but I am just a teenager.
-MISS I know it all, if you don't approve of what I am saying, I will insult your whole family.
-MISS I need a man, desperately.
-MISS all men aint shiit regardless of their actions.
-MISS holier than thou, god fearing that knows all the right bible scriptures. Quick to call people sinners but then logs off and go sukc on multiple dikcs.

MISS I campaign for Gender Equality when I actually bow down to men.
MISS I can't caution without using bleep, wtf etc
MISS I form like I am too intelligent when I actually am a dumb backside dulling biatch
MISS I get offended when a male uses the word BINTCH, when I actually am A TOTAL BINTCH
MISS A husband doesn't own the wife when I actually bow, serve and cry over my husband
MISS I rant "Marriage is not necessary" when I actually am searching under stones and over airplanes for a husband
MISS Men don't deserve poo when I actually sell my soul for men
MISS I tell others to "get a life outside Nairaland" when I actually have no life whatsoever outside Nairaland
MISS Men should not use the word "BINTCH" when I actually call my friends BINTCH.
MISS I too fine/tech post pics of my clothes, shoes, accessories when I actually am a total ugly, unappealing biatch

Yep This Ones. Dem Full NL Well Well .

Try harder Mobinga.  You are dealing with ironclad chicks boo.  

Mrs Chima why are you kissing him?

Do you now do men?

@Topic, you forgot to add the Lesbins that pretend they are straight. (Thats us also )

@mrs chima Thank You. Noted. Now get the bleep out of here.
@roki. Nah you ain't a lez

What you gon do Mobinga? What you gon do?


Rokiatu,

I was kissing him because he is hurting and venting. Are you finished drooling over that snow man?

Mchewwww!
*wondering where I fall in as a typical NL babe*

Mrs.Chima:



Rokiatu,

Are you finished drooling over that snow man?

ehhhh so thats the reason for that fake kiss?

You know I do all that, but at the end of the night day I run back to you

Errrm Poster, you no get work sha.

Odunnu,

Just take it as a compliment because hit dogs holler. This is a typical sand box crying manbitches topic.

Odunnu:

Mchewwww!
*wondering where I fall in as a typical NL babe*

all of d above

Mrs.Chima:

Odunnu,

Just take it as a compliment because hit dogs holler. This is a typical sand box crying manbitches topic.

Nah he's just a weird kinda person. Seeking fun in an annoying way. I'm sure he'l get enough insults that'l last a NL lifetime when the 'binches' all re-group.
Hey, thanx for the thread you made for MrBrown and I, just saw it today. I do appreciate

odunnu darling, calm down. Do not get angry that is the intention of this topic.

Lets laugh along with it and move on. (who's here to take nland serious anyway)

OMG WE ARE MEANT TO BE

Mobinga:

OMG WE ARE MEANT TO BE

Mobinga why did you make Chima fart Poo like this  

rokiatu:

odunnu darling, calm down. Do not get angry that is the intention of this topic.

Lets laugh along with it and move on. (who's here to take nland serious anyway)

get angry?nah!
We are all having fun now.

so wat are u saying poster

Hehehe Mobinga this was sort of funny . But seriously have you ever considered turning GAY? (unless u already are . No normal heterosexual male will talk of women the way u do - no offence)

l

rokiatu:

Mrs Chima why are you kissing him?

Do you now do men?

@Topic, you forgot to add the Lesbins that pretend they are straight. (Thats us also )

She kisses everything living that comes her way

Derailerz on the loose!!! Nice shot OP

p.wiz:

Derailerz on the loose!!! Nice shot OP

You must be mad @ em drailers, sound like they have drailed all of em brain in your damn head.

@op I heard you

ragdollz:

Hehehe Mobinga this was sort of funny . But seriously have you ever considered turning GAY? (unless u already are . No normal heterosexual male will talk of women the way u do - no offence)

Hahahaha

Mobinga honey, I'm concerned about you lately.

REALITY101:

She kisses everything living that comes her way

I almost laughed in Spanish. Come here suga.

Eeewwwww :X

(farts profusely)