by now it is no secret that our CinC is the stuff of saturday night live sketches

fro pray that bombers confess to ibb is my father to yardua is superior , i am inferior, the list goes on

anyway, this is an avenue to predict the next embarrassing foot in mouth he will hit us with. let me set the ball rolling


I respect atiku because he is teh best vice president nigeria has ever had

if we pray hard enough, the jos crisis will end

gbenga daniel is the best governor in nigeria

sokoto state is the real brainbox of nigeria

I promise you one, when he visits Abia -
Orji Uzor Kalu is my brother!

I mistakingly shagged Bianca Ojukwu, Oooops, I hope nobody heard me.

I had a conversation with obafemi Awolowo, Tafawa Balewa and Nnamdi Azikiwe Today. They all told me what to do to move Nigeria forward . They also endorsed my ambition to remain President beyond May 2011.

I have increased the price of world oil so that we can spend more money in the reserve

Even Jesus died for our sins . . . . on why people are dying on his campaign walkabouts

As you can see i have employed many politicians wives so we have 35% representations

Ohh this i good  

Predictions on GEJ's next faux pas

1: Appoint Patience Dame into the Presidential Advisory Council
2: Fire Aganga and appoint Bukola Saraki as new Finance Minister
3: Claim he has seen a vision from GOD that INEC must have N10 billion rather than N5 billion requested

I never wore shoes and never thot i could be where i am today
I will make sure all kids that dont wear shoes, become great!

Lol

WHo needs basket Mouth or AY when you have constant comedy coming out of the highest office in Nigeria

I guess it is time to rename " Night of a thousand laugh" to " GEJ dont break my ribs - abeg"

bump

Ile-ife is the cradle of the yoruba race. Therefore lagos should be renamed ILE-IFE!

Ile-ife is the cradle of the yoruba race. Therefore lagos should be renamed ILE-IFE!

"Thank you Sultan for bringing islam to Nigeria"
Mu he he

Nigerian Senators are more important Nigerian Students

okah is not the leader of mend

Prophet TB Joshua saw that i will be president and there is nothing any northerner can do about it

"Obama and Osama is good people"

Una wan kill person for here o! Haba!

I'm faithful to my wife
My kids don't school abroad.
Nothing is wrong in giving out $50,000 for transportation

When he goes to Kano state:
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[li]We will build a sharia college in every local government[/li]
[li]All almajiris will be camped in world class boarding houses[/li]
[/list]

^^^ Nah! "am related to Aminu Kano and boko haram are not the ones responsible for the killings in maiduguri, na small terorist group outside the country"

Rhino.5dm:

^^^ Nah! "am related to Aminu Kano and boko haram are not the ones responsible for the killings in maiduguri, na small terorist group outside the country"

you beat me to it

i shall appoint david oyedeopo as anti terrorism minister

we must pray for these demons to confess

Okah is threatening me with 8 mobile phones from south africa, you see how dangerous he is  

This governorship election I am contesting for, by the grace of God I will win

He actually committed that gaffe in Ibadan. It took whisper from his aides after about 10 minutes for him to know that he mentioned 'governorship' not 'presidential' election.

He is build aircraft manufacturing industry in Aba if elected President!!!

This is not a prediction but real

Jarus:

He actually committed that gaffe in Ibadan. It took whisper from his aides after about 10 minutes for him to know that he mentioned 'governorship' not 'presidential' election.

heard about it,but on a very serious note GEJ is daft and clueless.

"If we dont have constant power by then end of this year call me badluck"

I am related to the Emir of Kano

I am the lost cousin to Dan fodo's son.


Nigeria is a united village

Ever since Daddy G.O prayed on me i've never had this speakeezy

Jarus:

This governorship election I am contesting for, by the grace of God I will win

Jarus:

He actually committed that gaffe in Ibadan. It took whisper from his aides after about 10 minutes for him to know that he mentioned 'governorship' not 'presidential' election.

CMAO!!!!!

We can conduct a free and fair election via facebook.

One minute silence for Late Sani Abacha, He's one man I'm praying to be like. He's my other role model aside IBB.

" Beaf is not boko haram but a mend member"

Nigeria is the giant of Asia