Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bet $20000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you dont mind, but i feel much luckier when i'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and quickly departed, The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "what did she roll?" The other answered, "i dont know - i thought you were watching."

Nice

D federal ministry of health finance warns that Booby watchers ar liable to loose money

Buhahahaaahahahahahahah
rollin stack naked on d floor
fartin n scratchin butt

dyt na so u dey laugh reach?

dirty DYT

Picks nose n bitin toe nails

@dyt obun, elede ni e

Na wa 4 una sef
farts again n licks lips

Nice joke, hahahahahaha

Not funny.1 question for Element G:which part of the periodic table do u fit in?

Chick kinda reminds me of myself. Dyt,u are such a dytie boy

Nice 1 Element

@ Dyt - long time girl. How've u been jare?

^^ my dearest sis
i jst dey o
na work no gree me get tym o
bt no worry sha
we go yarn
Yinka
mk i no fart again ni?

Thut u were a boy,sawree. Go on,knock urself out. U can FART as much as u lyk, my insurance covers 'corrosive inhaling'

Moves closer 2 yinka n throws down an heavy one
*ate large beans last nyt n 3boiled eggs dis mornin*

*applies my special back-2-sender shield* sends 4 ambulance, paramedics can't go close cos of d smell. Geez, dyt u shld b valuable to nuclear terrorists, d smell's stronger smelling salts.o oh,seems lyk everybody's fainting, am out pls

Drags er back aggressively
picks nose n winks
u lyk it huh?

Swish-aargh-poof. Knocks her out "THAT's WHAT U GET WHEN U MESS ON A BLACK BELT" where d hell r dose medics?

Looks at er asshe displays sm kungfu trait
smh
*farts conts*

No matter ao hard she tries, she can't penetrate my shield. I dnt smell anytin but Smart

Pushes er off
is dat y she s shoutin sef
now laughin at joke
buhahahahaha
puhaahahahaha
kekekkekekekeke
rollin on d floor stack naked
scratchin head

Who's she talking 'bout. I left her 4 2min to buy a botl of lucozade spt. Na d gas wey u dey release dey cloud ur vision? Wait oh, who's she poundin on d floor?OMG! Its a case of mistaken identity.

^^Lol!!

now that was quite entertaining - abeg make una finish the tori now. . .

Hi Dyt! Hw r u?

Babe chose her victim well. Joke cant work with an Igbo man

Ignores yinka
detopshot
tk dis
farts uncontrollable
n laughin real hard

Sexy Ms Dyt!!

Hurries 2 give Efe a massive hug
missed u madam
where v u bn?

gives her a big, big bear hug!!

I've missed you girl!

I'm fine - just been busy with work and stuff!

abeg do come on yim jor - 'tis been ages!

Sori i had to leave,eventually my shield crackd. It tried but it was no match against Dyt4. Guess al v to change my insurance policy to-excessive corrosive inhaling. If not ur gas, i 4 beat u die. Efe long tym no talk/wryt.

^^Babes I dey o!

I'm more of a spectator then a participant these days

nothing do you sha