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| Two Kidnapped Friends by justmoore: 9:00pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
A Friend saw his friend riding a big car, walked on to him and said Friend A: 'bros what's the secret behind your rich?' Friend B: you can't undersatnd! but I can tell you the secret, ok here's the deal; I collived with kidnappers to kidnap me so that I can raise money from my company. Friend A: then, what happened? Friend B: They kidnapped me, collected money from my company and then give me my own share. Friend A: and how much was your own share? Friend B: just $1,000,000:00 Friend A: yeeehh! please advise me! can I try that with my company? you know my company is bigger and reacher than yours, so they should be able to pay more? Friend B: you can, why not? Anyway good luck to you. KIDNAPPERS CALLING FRIEND A BOSS: Kidnappers: hello! is this Friend A boss? Friend A's Boss: yeah! how may I help you? Kidnappers: Shut your dirty mouth, am here to help you! Anyway, Friend A is under our custody and we need $5,000,000:00 to release him if at all you want him alive. Friend A's Boss: hey please! please! don't hurt him! he's important to us! call me back, let me discuss it with the managements. THE FOLLOWING DAY The Kidnappers called the boss: Kidnappers: yeah! what's your conclusion? Friend A's Boss: Ok its you again, now you can kill him, we will compesate his family with $500:00. Thank you |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by Agybabe(f): 9:47am On Mar 10, 2011 |
Funny n creepy. If u wnt 2 get money, get urself kidnapped. Lolz.  |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by khattab008: 10:43am On Mar 10, 2011 |
Wat a stingy boss |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by khattab008: 10:47am On Mar 10, 2011 |
Wat a stingy boss |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by justmoore: 10:39am On Mar 11, 2011 |
Lol!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by StudioCFR(m): 1:51pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Everything is bizness to IBO people kidnapping and erm maybe robbery and militancy. *no ofience* |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by justmoore: 8:19pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Studio CFR: OPPORTUNITY COME BUT ONES! isn't it? |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by yinkalink(f): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Nice wan dere! |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by NET1(m): 9:39pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Studio CFR: I took a bet that you'd come here to say something stupid and alas, you don't disappoint me .NET |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by yinkalink(f): 9:49pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Stud don dey generate revenue 4 p'ple. Lol |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by StudioCFR(m): 10:40pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
.NET: Lol dont take it too personal gutter boy dis is jokes section BIKO! Lol |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by StudioCFR(m): 10:46pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
yinkalink: Lol no be small thing love - studio don become king of commercial. how're u? |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by HamidO1(m): 12:37am On Mar 12, 2011 |
Nice one |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by justmoore: 1:44pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Thnx to you all! |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by yinkalink(f): 6:45pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Studio CFR: i dey jare justmoore: u're welcum |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by Ranoscky(m): 1:27pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
***Swaggs in swaggerliciously in Ranoscky's swagger*** yinkalink:  . . . .He is welCUM ?? . . . Gaddamn, how did you know that?  |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by yinkalink(f): 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
Is it because u'r a 'fly'gerian dats makin ur mind dirty? |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by Ranoscky(m): 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2011 |
Proud to be a Flygerian, babe!  |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by yinkalink(f): 8:05pm On Mar 28, 2011 |
Guess u dnt belong to d phyllum Mammalia, u belong to Arthropoda. |
| Re: Two Kidnapped Friends by justmoore: 8:05am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Appreciate u all |
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