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Girls Read: 99 Facts About Guys That Girls Need To Know by rhymz(m): 4:56am On Mar 10, 2011
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-
looking girls. they prefer neat and
presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and
then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t
understand you, it simply means
you ’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or
“Have you eaten already?” are the
first usual questions a guy asks on
the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they
truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll
disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the
girl ’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your
parents. Let them. …….dont think
so
12. Guys want to tell you many things
but they can ’t. And they have one
habit to gain courage and spirit to
tell you many things and it is
drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up.
Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope
too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl
who has dumped them, and this
makes it harder for them to accept
their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart,
there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message
like “You know what?!, uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what
you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch
their hands ……yeh rite – Whatever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really
like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged
“ umm” or makes any excuses when
you’re asking him to do you a favor,
he’s actually saying that he doesn’t
like you and he can’t lay down the
card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it
as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the
message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for
lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl
who likes him. But this doesn ’t
mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him
unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once
in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’
weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about
themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before
you believe him. But don’t let him
wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get
dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they
like even if they ’re not that much
pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up
being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone
to listen to him. You don ’t need to
give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases
you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off
from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more
than girls in miniskirts.
…… , sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a
girl wants but would unluckily get
the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls
tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to
a guy but her weight does!……very
true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their
relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer
during courtship, it would be hard
for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his
girlfriend after they broke up
especially when they ’ve been
together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before getting involved
with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection,
because if he ’s too-good-never-
been-busted, never been in love
and hurt, he won ’t be matured and
grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance
comes, guys blame themselves a
lot more than girls do. They could
even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to
change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups
but become tamed P**** with their
girlfriends …, sumtimes depends
wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm,
check if he ’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy
about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he ’s just actually saying,
“Please come and listen to me”……
sumtimes.
59. Guys don’t really have final
decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the
best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him ….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or
silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such
thing as love at first sight, but court
the girls anyway and then realize at
the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl
likes him but can never be sure
unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over
video games and football, the way a
girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or
bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their
moms. No kidding! ……true but only
wen the guys are ready 2be settled
down.
70. A guy has more problems than you
can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything
about him. Use this to your
advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily
give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy
without prejudice and you’ll be
surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de
perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls
are especially when the topic is
about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the
statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or
pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just
tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny
their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls
but once they get to know them,
they ’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems
all by his own. He ’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when
a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy
usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his
looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s
amazed by you or he’s criticizing
you.
87. When you catch him cheating on
you and he asks for a second
chance, give it to him. But when
you catch him again and he asks for
another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves
you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your
boy best friend always glances at
you and it obviously shows that he
is jealous whenever you ’re with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your
boy best friend loves you more
than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of
experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or
in pain when he cries in front of
you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a
date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if
he doesn’t hear your voice even
just for one night, hang up. He also
tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and sometimes makes
fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has
good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy
but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’
things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that
guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……
sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love
them IF they are serious in your
relationships.

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