hell no! my peeps don invest heavily on me to compromise my life 4 anything.

Are you surfing d web now for election results?

no I'm not

I think it's boring stuff - don't you?

No. . .cos I feel d suspense. .surely d results will start trickling in tomorrow morning, but you know i have that "i-wanna-be-d-first-to-hear-it" attitude.

do you believe everything your eyes see?

yes i bbelieve u a person , u shud b fed to vultures #bcus u fuccckin suck
, dis thread go hear sounding watch follow rulesss ke fuccccccck it , i wann sangalo , i wan kolomala u go craze wen i finish

Yes. .errmm. .no

do you think dat is a Yes or No Question?

No, Idon't think so that should be free Madness

Do you like @Idowuogbo for that Post

Yes & No. . .it doesn't change anything

do you really think she needs help?

No, cause i never seen her and she does't request for help

Do you the shortcut key for Posting your message on Nairaland

no

do u want to school me?

No, Yes maybe,

Are u ready for the lessons?

dunno

what lessons??

cant tell,

was i suppose to answer yes or no to dat?

No. . .cos u have to answer yes or no to a no or yes question

do you think my answer is ambiguous?

No, was it supposed to?
Or where you just looking for a way to use the word 'ambiguous'.

Yes, so to answer on his behalf

Do you think its good for me to  move on with this YES on NO Topic

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Er, was i supposd 2 ans dat?

Yes. . .though i can't undersit d quote. . .

Do you bedwet

NO,


WASNT DAT SILLY(AS IN CRAZY)

No. . .humour intended

do you think Tottenham can oust Real Madrid today?

fire, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


you a soccer freak?

not really. . .just after my team winning. Team Madridsta?

Have you ever felt like having ur EX back?

lol,
u want a sincere answer?

Yes

can you, now?

yes. . very messed up tot

have u?

ok, silly but yes(talkin of just ma first galfrnd ooo)

the ones dat came after her,, i enjoy why it last n wen its over,i move on

are u ok wit that?

yes. . .got u perfectly!

have u ever felt guilty of causing a break-up?

yea, church mind


are u sum love doctor?(or u usin me as a guinea pig for ur thesis)

LMPO! (Laughing My Prick Off)

not a loff doctor o

do k-l sounds likeable?

yea, neva seen her throw blows on NL

but aint she too cool?(anoda luv tory)

Yes. .cool enough 4 my likin

have u wondered if "cool" is d opposite of "hot"? _{as in gals}

Yes, I have been wondering,

What if I tell you I don't think so?

if u dnt tink so,then i wil answer yes or no, mstwee
have u forgotten d rules?(btw gud mornin)