How to know if u are Normal

1. U have a facebook account


2. U have an android or i-phone or blackberry or Nokia


3. U watch MTV


4. U are fully aware of adult stuff








6. U register to unlimited text


7. U sleep late


9. U were so busy u forgot to read number 5

10. U actually scroll up again to see if there is number 5(don't worry coz there is no number 8 as well )


11. Now u are smiling, possibly laughing 2 yourself. Then you realize, perhaps you are not normal as you once thought lol =))

*Yawns*

@ekpoma1:GuY ARE U HUNGRY?See fly wan enter your mouth?

he used popcorn do breakfast

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007 you nor dey do your name justice

Posted by: Efemena_xy

Posted on: Today at 04:34:18 PM

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boring stuff   

007 you nor dey do your name justice .
***THankS FOr YouR COMmENts eFE But that's Your OPiniON $ I am Sowii Gurl,tHey are IRRELEVANT TO ME**

^^ come - na so you dey quote?

seeing as you never sabi learn am - I go fit tish you

Posted by: Efemena_xy

Posted on: Today at 05:11:20 PM

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^^ come - na so you dey quote?

seeing as you never sabi learn am - I go fit tish you.

Thanks,but there are many ways of catching a fish!!
Either u use a line $ hook or go wif ur net all are the same.

Hmmm, !EFE-You know your name means riches.Are you really rich?   

so you dey follow hook, line 'n sinker to catch fish

I hope say you sabi swim sha

and yes, I'm as rich as ma name says - so from now on make you dey call ma name wiff respect o!

Lol

i tried to lol buy, dis is just too boring

@gree-die:dats expected of a person bearing ur user name:
Simply put u are greedy!!

She is greedy-die

:Dwow i'm normal I didn't scroll to see number five cos there was no need to scroll to anywhere I did not even smile nor laugh at the end

^^then, u're semi-normal

^^^ then you must be abnormal

^^shataNa, i go slap u o

^^^ my cheeks are ready baby but wait oh shey you said i'm semi normal now I said you are abnormal and you want to slap me? well i'm waiting and if you don't do it I will personally push you off a cliff

[s]don't u know semi_ means u normal small but ab_ means nada[/s]

so, collect am~

**gives her a sexy slap**

*smiles*
baby, u wan some more?

jackpot:

**gives her a sexy slap**

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jokingmary:

c'mon close your eyes jor!

pls whats facebook account? is it some kind of VIP current account in the bank?

^^yes ooo

there are other types sef: headbook, legbook, etc

^^Lol!!

@ Sting: Long time sha! how body??

jackpot:

[s]don't u know semi_ means u normal small but ab_ means nada[/s]

so, collect am~

**gives her a sexy slap**

*smiles*
baby, u wan some more?

ok at lest there was a prefix before the normal
no i don't want some more that kind of heavy slap is that what you call sexy?

not bad

Natasha,,:

no i don't want some more that kind of heavy slap is that what you call sexy? 

oops! my bad.

my pretty, how can me disturb d cute dimples God designed u with.    

well, i just kissed u wit my palms. It's called Saudi Kiss  

so, u prefer a French Kiss?

rolls chair over 2 her side. .notices her tantalizing winks. .removes my spec. .comes closer. .wit my cone-shaped lips first

jackpot:

oops! my bad. well, i just kissed u wit my palms. It's called Saudi Kiss

so, u prefer a French Kiss?

my pretty, how can me disturb d cute dimples God designed u with.

rolls chair over 2 her side. .notices her tantalizing winks. .removes my spec. .comes closer. .wit my cone-shaped lips first

then don't kiss me with your palm again

*grabs jackpot by the hand , gets hold of his waist and gives him lip massage and a beautiful tongue injection*

Efemena_xy:

^^Lol!!

@ Sting: Long time sha! how body??

yes oo, doing well, trust u doing good.

^^ Bros, I am - how's your weekend going?

make I dey begin call you scarce commodity as e don tey when person take eye see you sef!

jackpot:

oops! my bad.

my pretty, how can me disturb d cute dimples God designed u with.

well, i just kissed u wit my palms. It's called Saudi Kiss

so, u prefer a French Kiss?

rolls chair over 2 her side. .notices her tantalizing winks. .removes my spec. .comes closer. .wit my cone-shaped lips first

ha!! see this man! abi na Brother Jero I go call you self!!

Kissing in public??!!

Natasha,,:

then don't kiss me with your palm again

*grabs jackpot by the hand , gets hold of his waist and gives him lip massage and a beautiful tongue injection*

Oya make una 2 get a room jor! - Jackpot you don spoil me finish!

Efemena_xy:

ha!! see this man! abi na Brother Jero I go call you self!!

Kissing in public??!!

Oya make una 2 get a room jor! - Jackpot you don spoil me finish!

**thinking**
what can i do to subvert dis lytl gal attention?. . .why is she peepin 2ru d door-key-hole sef?

Efe, go & help mum cook dinner in d kitchen lol