Werey pop house for 1500

Stopped reading when I discovered it was fiction.

Nice story bro.. Keep it up.

SucrePlum:


Yes, dogs that big are always very gentle and slow. That's why I don't believe the O.P is telling a true story. Funny read though..

My neighbour's caucasian shepherd is not gentle o

where is this guy nah... mak I count money wa I go give you

KosiGee:


It’s my opinion mister. I didn’t find it funny, if you are going to swear on your ancestors or resort to being petty and miserable, you are free to do so.

Taaa, cumot here idiot. If u like be forming mister its my opinion, ur opinion na shitty opinion and na fact b dat. U see say everybody dey give positive reviews but u come feel say u be smart guy nah. Nah dog u be oga, next time dey reason d rubbish u dey call opinion

very interesting fictional story ride on we're waiting for the conclusion

Update biko

FreeSpirited:
How can Mods move an inconclusive story to front page.....Did the mod believe or have faith it will be concluded?
With the sheer number of abandon projects in Nigeria, I think it's unwise for mod to use faith in this matter....Now legions of readers are left hanging on a front page material for that matter .....smh for Nairaland

Oga calm down. Do you think the op is jobless and have no life of his own? He maybe busy and indispose at this time, give him some time and space to attend to his own needs. Am sure when he have free time he will come and conclude it.

Crocodile

doubleE70:
wat will cockroaches look like

hahahahA Lalasticlala no know say this guy they cap..come push am to frontpage hahahaha

U are the best my brother

Nice fictional right up

People just de look me as i de laff inside danfo going to yaba from ikeja.

we dey wait for update guy

sweetjohn:
Oga calm down. Do you think the op is jobless and have no life of his own? He maybe busy and indispose at this time, give him some time and space to attend to his own needs. Am sure when he have free time he will come and conclude it.

So na the readers dey jobless abi

KosiGee:


Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.

Your own problem is irreversible because you have no sense of humour.

yeye dey smell.

My guy, u tight. I dey wait for the final episode.

SucrePlum:


Yes, dogs that big are always very gentle and slow. That's why I don't believe the O.P is telling a true story. Funny read though..

it depends on how you raise and train your dog sir I am a dog breeder

The mods probably moved it to front page so as to lighten the tension everywhere. If you actually read it you would have laughed at one point. That's the aim.

For those who keep saying na fiction or non fiction that's not the point na. Person sit-down write something una badmouth am. Some of you I can bet my left balls can't make a clown smile.

Dear Op... continue. I'm loving it abeg.

99thEnemy:


You mean this Dog is taller than z.Z.OR ?

Fvck it!

26carat:
Bro! I am glad i stumbled upon your tread. I have laughed and cried. Your mind na magic

I swear. The guy has a rare gift.

Good read. hilarious

Nice read

CyberEBOLA:
FAKE STORY FROM A BROKE YAHOO BOY

It's called fiction and he is turning out good. This is creativity.

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stop scamming people with the nonsense format you've been posting since last year January
I'll definitely report you
you want people to work for you for free and you block them later

No mind am bad belle want finish some people...

Traininghub:

A little humour to ease the stress doesn't hurt. We know it's fiction but it's hilarious, he might be broke now doesn't mean he'll be broke for life. Try to dey laugh and not look down on people, wahala no dey finish and no one knows what the future holds.
Iré ooo.

Nice one. I was laughing so hard

RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft female voice greeting me.

Typing ...

This is really comic, you are a gifted writer.

See as only me d laf inside room, my neighbors go think say I don run mad na.

This is an antidote for suicide contemplators.

Interesting write up ..I was just laughing and my kids asking mom why are you laughing.im.waiting for the concluding part of the story