this thread is still alive. na wa o

Chuck baby . . easy ok. . .especially on Kateflow!


Tafari. . . ur numerous NL wives de find u oo! Leave my thread!

creamish you are mine.

tell ur babalawo dat his jazz is not POTENT!

@ Chukwuka (chuckdee)

Believe me, you are the only maga in the contest! You better join my winning train and I'll surely reward you with an appointment as "our" (because am winning the contest) Mininster for bed-spread. You get to change our bed-spread every morning after myself and creamish must have gone for the day everyday. You better take the offer, because that's the closest you'll ever get to Creamish!

@ Kitaun.

You've not answered my question. You appear scared . . . are you scared? If you are scared, just back out. *I could be a ruthless politician*

@ Bolarge.

Please don't be far from me. *we are under the same three coloured wide umbrella*

@ Creamish.

sILLYBOY, IS DAT D KIND OF BRIBE Yaradua used to win?

Don't worry, the main "bribe" shall come after I must have won

Don't forget to pass the result to Bolarge first. He must do the announcing.

@ Tafari.

Wonders will never end! Imagine Tafa Balog--'s name sake in this contest! . You better don't even try to enter into the contest. You should keep hiding in Afghanistan where you are! Moreover, have you finished you terrorist training there? (you think we don't know why you are where you are? )

Sillyboy, i like the way u float around in dream land. It's all good sha, when u talk finish na me go carry Creamish for head and if ur nice to me i fit let u watch

@Chuckdee.
Well you can think whatever you like. But does that mean you are turning down my generous offer? Please, I'll implore you to think about it again.

Can't you understand that Creamish plainly told you that you are not in the contest? It's there in one of her post on this thread. Just read the whole thread all over again.

. . . the winner ladies and gentlemen iiiiisssss. . . . .[size=20pt] sillyboy!! [/size] ^{like y'all guessed.}

*protests* [size=15pt]Sharrrrrrraap dia!![/size] I'm talking u're talking,how many talkers?!! Nonsense!! Shidren of nowadays no respect whatsoever, Shiooo!

@Creamish: Whether u like am, whether u no like am. . . . .  

@other contestants: kitaun, moondust, tafari et al

Feel free to utilise our Romance tribunal if u're aggrieved. As d honorable Shiaman of d tribunal u will have my listening ears. ^{Yea right. LMAO}
 
  There r compensatory prizes however for u sorry losers. . .

@chuckdee: D winner has spelt urs out already. With time u may even be allowed to say hi to Creamish.

@others: These posts are yet to b filled- minister for airconditioning d room while d firing is going on.
                                                                -minister for breakfast in bed so d bobo-elect has uninterrupted fire  supply, and  many other juicy appointments.

 _{*Whispers to Creamish's bobo-elect aka sillyboy*: when d balance go surface now?  Ds Iwuruwuru job no be joke  ohh.}          

bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

OMG. . . u will not kill me Bolarge. . hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      


which electoral commission u de work 4? I never even count votes finish!  


*for d record. . .@Sillyboy. . .i only said Chuckdee isnt in d contest cos he'z my boyfriend outside NL . U sha had to make me spell it out in bold letters  

Bolarge. . .how much Sillyboy promise u?. . .u better make sure u collect it all in 1 installment. . .cos e resemble wayo man oo!  

@ Bolarge

Thanks so much my friend and able strategist cum campaigner. You can bet I'd not dissappoint you.

Concerning your balance, I'll pay you onlin realtime when I get sworn in. and please don't mind Creamish. Am not fraudulent (wayo man). She's only being over enthuthiastic about the future

@ Creamish.

You should know better that am not fraudulent. Afterall, I submitted my resume and profile for your verification when I applied.

chukudee4 wetin i do u

u submit pix of person wey d willy long pass d length of d body for assessment. . . u wn kill me? abeg . . i no do oo!

so u dey fear person wey get long willy

Have you forgotten your ADAPTATION lessons ? You'll surely adapt! . Don't you think it's better than a broken short noodle?

@ Kateflow.

No mind am. Just encourage her to adapt.

@silly boy


no mind her she just dey pretend

her first love {chukudee4} willy long pass any other thing



@creamish
just endure ok after all na him girls like u dey like the

@sillyboy
was it me or chuckdee you were addressing about the Jim iyke bit? If its me, try and get over it cos I hear it all the time, but it doesn't excite me when peeps say I look like that teeth clenching faffer!

@Bolarge
Clap for yourself for your final verdict. we go sson know whether na u or creamish go select who she want. Also I kmow know whan I tell u say I dey contend wit small boys!

@chuckdee
stop faffing around, and accept that u're the undisputed maga in this scenario.

@creamish
I'm warming the engine of my private bird to fly u to my private Island, pls pack ur bags!!!!1

@ moondust.

@creamish
I'm warming the engine of my private bird to fly u to my private Island, please pack your bags!!!!

1

Forget about the Jim Iyke stuff. If you know that you don't contest with "small boys", then what are you doing here. Go to Old People's Home, am sure you'll find enough old women that are your age to faff around with.

Am just curious. Do you warm plane engines? Perhaps, you weren't refering to an airplane in your statement.

When was the last time you visited an airport? And where is you private Island? What 's it called?

Chei, when the big dog is away the lil rats will play

OK, i've come to stake my claim here, Bolarge that ur election get as e be o, i been see sillyboy for ur house, so i therefore demand a recount.

Moondust: U still dey alive, i thought i paid that guy enough money to shut u up for good, hmmmm

Sillyboy: U still dey dream, maybe u need a wake up call, shey make i slap u??

Kateflow: Wetin u no do me?, no worry when i land we go see

oops. . . i did it again!

hummmmmmm! did what?

u guys shut it jare!!!

was I ever in any contest with some smallies?

saying am the man gangan meant I was the one to determine who wins the contest . . .haba!!!

@chukudee



na noise u dey make

Have u guyz ever read passport of mallam ilya b4?

Creamish:

Have u guys ever read passport of mallam ilya before?

If ur talking of that fighting in the dark thing then ur not serious o

lol. . .u scared baby?. . .u know u dont have to fight for me cos for u, it's been victory even b4 NL



was refering to d contenders

@Chuckdee

so sad u are allowing this chic play u so much

u dont even know d half of it Kit. . . shush!

@Creamish
Which contender? You no dey hia word?I say we don get winner!
Which kin votes u still dey count? We go sue u for violation of due electoral process ohh.
We don count d votes finish and the results are as follows:

  No. of eligible Nairaland voters:                                                 126,506

                                    chuckdee:     disqualified/ineligible            0

                                     mr. ferlie:                                                 62

                                      niceuzor:                                                 83

                                           tafari:                                                 232

                               sawmoondust:                                                308

                                          kitaun:                                                436

                                       crazykid:                                                674


                                     sillyboy:                             [size=14pt] 234,419[/size] *elected*




 @moondust
 Why u dey form levels for hia when u don already come behind come resume your appointment as Minister for airconditioning while firing dey shele. . . . .  
            _{BTW, wetin u dey bring baby oil come do for work sef?
               Those AC's na brand new oh, them never need lubrication. . .}

lol @ Bolarge, see as those figures no add up, foul play

Una carry all my votes and the votes wey me and my boys do for night carry give sillyboy, na lie o i want a recount

Creamish, i no quick hear o, , but as i hear,me sef wan apply, cause i 2fine like SHREEK d OGGER, na my email addy be dis (luface247@yahoo.co.uk) ,send me a mail 2 get 2 know me 'aight'

this thread get as e be
Men fighting over a woman. . .

to think she even started this thread to spite someone