MartinsOlaeuyi:
well, mine was my father.
I was pretending to be sleeping on the couch in the living room. He was on phone with someone and he called my name just to confirm if I was sleeping or not.

While I was eavesdropping on his conversation, I heard him telling someone else I love you, kisses on the phone and reminding the person that he's going to be at her place the following day. Meanwhile, my mum was in the kitchen cooking.

As papa cut call, I just normal normal standup.

Lighthammer:
had to stay with my dad friend sometimes ago when i travelled to imo state,his children were behaving somehow and they started abusing me in spanish and they dnt knw i understant it and german and when saying those words they will be smiling,i just maintain a poker face,the day i was to leave,i decided to instill fear in them,the older female was wishing me a safe journey and i told her callate perra(shut up bi t c h)
her reaction was priceless

MartinsOlaeuyi:
well, mine was my father.
I was pretending to be sleeping on the couch in the living room. He was on phone with someone and he called my name just to confirm if I was sleeping or not.

While I was eavesdropping on his conversation, I heard him telling someone else I love you, kisses on the phone and reminding the person that he's going to be at her place the following day. Meanwhile, my mum was in the kitchen cooking.

As papa cut call, I just normal normal standup.

Lighthammer:
had to stay with my dad friend sometimes ago when i travelled to imo state,his children were behaving somehow and they started abusing me in spanish and they dnt knw i understant it and german and when saying those words they will be smiling,i just maintain a poker face,the day i was to leave,i decided to instill fear in them,the older female was wishing me a safe journey and i told her callate perra(shut up bi t c h)
her reaction was priceless

imagrg:
I was about 6 years old then.
My parents went to the village to attend one of my uncle's traditional wedding and my father's younger sister invited her boyfriend in. We slept in same room with her. I and my siblings slept off. As I woke up in the midnight to ease myself, I noticed the young man on top of my auntie...both of them stark naked. The young man was bouncing up and down of top of aunty. I quickly rushed to them and gave the young man a punch on the back asking him to leave my auntie alone and get out our house! Come and see surprise!
The next morning my auntie bribed me with big cup of ice cream and I promised not to tell...

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OlayemiAshraf:
Lit my kpoli as I read people's experience

Skyfornia:
If only lalasticlala will come and tell his own story.

One time I had a visitor, she slept over and by midnight I saw her going through my things, she thought I was sleeping. She took my gold chain and hid inside her bag, I just kept quiet.

By morning when she was planning to leave, as soon as she entered the bathroom to freshen up, I opened her bag and took my chain back..

Cause of that I didn't bother to give her tfare, lied to her that I'll transfer some money to her..

She didn't bother much bout the tfare cause in her mind she already have the gold chain


I don't know how she must have felt after discovering the chain is no longer in her bag...she never called me again and I never bothered too

EzeAnambra:
During nysc camping,i was dating this yoruba girl. So one day,we were together when she received a call and they spoke in Yoruba language. The two girls sitting at our back (Igbos) started complaining in Igbo language that every girl is getting hooked up and it's remaining them.They didn't know I'm Igbo and understood what dey where saying..I just smiled as the Boss I'm

hstar:

Ashamed of what?

Are you the man?

Pofgrace:
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alfajohn:
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Sent 10k just use hold body it is well. Nairaland one happy family irrespective of the abuses.

simplesearch:



Polygamy is not God's will, those thinking they can make anything good out of what has rejected like the offering of cain are only deceiving themselves. If you're a second wife and reading this no matter your investment in that relationship, for your eternity sake divorce the man and get on with the Lord and he'll definitely make a way for you, but if you refuse and stick out your neck you are only wasting your precious life, God only see you as a parasite and a thief, and no thief will inherit the kingdom of God.
Polygamy only thrive for a while, it always create and engineer more problem later in life for those involved than it can solve. Some problem may even surface after the man is gone, some might even be unpremeditated or unthought of.

legallyminded:
Twice has such occurred.
The second one being the most significant was how a so-called close friend was telling other friends that I was a fool for helping him when he was in need and it happened to be that they had just returned and I had just regained consciousness but still had my eyes closed.

That's why I don't trust anyone till date.

FreelanceRebel:
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy.

As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible thing in the dark. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as bad person.

I think bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the furnication

Ugandatales:


That's so nice. What state are you guys from? I'm really curious to know.

MummyD2020:
Hope you got rid of the ungrateful idiot. Betrayals!

SimeonOTC:
The death of my step mum..

Woke up in the middle of the Night, overhead my dad and mum making frightened and panic calls.
I pretend to be asleep, though I knew it was my step mum who recently had one of her breast cut off as a result of breast cancer.
The Next thing i heard was "..she no dey talk again? Make Una force her talk.."..this was begining to over frighting me as my heart beat faster..

Another call came in at 2:30am and the next thing I heard from my dad was " she don die?..."she die!?"

My mum burst into tears to inform my gradmum in her room..
My grandmum was singing almost throughout the night..very sad night.

Misternas89:

You be questionnaire This one you are always eager to know eager to know. Na so u Dey follow one baby wey understand 5 languages u dey eager to know her. Mr Eager

michaelpop50:


My dad spoke all the languages in Nigeria when he was alive.

chymes0359:
I was staying over in my uncles house during my NYSC service year.
I was trying to sleep over 20mins when i began to hear all rubbish they were saying about me thinking that am asleep.
I can recall one saying that i cant even find a house to rent and not man enough to take responsibilities, that all i know is to eat their food and sleep. Funny thing was that i suspect they are not happy with my staying coz i always give them work concerning home cleaning and not sending them when they dont keep food for me.
This are people i spent 40% of my allowee on buying provision every end of the month i dont even take.
After they finish there rubbish talk, One was telling the other to check wether am sleeping, i responded to her; Am Not!
They become perplexed and the next morning i left their house to coppers lodge..

Lesson: relatives are better of when everybody keeps there distance and see once in a while.
Staying over for a longer time create chaos and family feud.

Ugandatales:


Lol!
By the way, I'm eager to know how you came up with your moniker...are you a Nas fan?

Misternas89:

Nasir is my last name, shortened to “Nas”. Are you still eager ?

SefunmiHookups:

I think he meant your inner dialogue, as in, your main dialect. Na forming queens grammar by the Bobo wey you quote cause am... Pele "inner dialogue," though

Aunty teach me something at least. Any language. Or teach me the language of Love, if that's all you can offer to
But I speak;
French
Russian
Chinese
Little of Kazakh
Yoruba
Helep me nau

donem:

U speak Hausa?

NewDelhi:

It's not just about speaking a few words, can you hold conversations fluently? That's what we mean.