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#WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by damiloladuke: 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2019
A trend #WorstBeatingOfMyLife is currently catching virus on Twitter and it is about Nigerians sharing the worst beating they ever received in their lives.

So many users on the popular social media App, have taken their time to give narrations of the wrongdoings they engaged in while growing up, which earned them serious beatings from their superiors.

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*** I bought a porn CD  The disk was white, so i used a marker to write PASSION OF CHRIST on it. I don't know how it got out of my CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK (ABABIO) But our CRS teacher saw passion of christ, took it and played on projector for the whole class

*** #WorstBeatingOfMyLife was when I changed my primary school result from 22nd to 2nd postion. My Dad beat me like thief that stole salt.

*** #WorstBeatingOfMyLife was one Sunday morning when I woke up angry at the world and kept giving attitude....my dad beat me, I ran into the bathroom and was in-between the toilet and the wall before he stopped and said we'll continue after church

*** I nd my junior bro were playing hide nd seek one day, he went to hide inside our deep freezer, cos dere was no light. I found out ,locked it and went to play with my friends... I lost d key and we couldn't open till mum and dad got back Guys I got d

*** I remember d day I said dat my Neighbours food tastes better Dan my mums food in d presence of dad and mum, . Mum didn't do anything she just smiled and went out..... Dad called me to his room I chop water hose 4 body ehn.. Las las na mumsy beg 4 me

*** Back in the day Mum sent me and my younger brother to go grind beans for Moi Moi, we got there dropped it in the line and went to play ball. We got home about 4 hrs later and behold Moi Moi was ready

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 7:06pm On Mar 19, 2019
Let me patiently wait here to read many lies!

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Ytea(f): 7:09pm On Mar 19, 2019
grin

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Tallesty1(m): 7:11pm On Mar 19, 2019
This place is mine

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Davash222(m): 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2019
Was doing hide and seek with my siblings. Got eyes tied with black cloth. Popsy returned and I grabbed him shouting ‘I catch you, I catch you’.

Well, long story short, I took two tablets of paracetamol that night.

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by respect80(m): 7:22pm On Mar 19, 2019
The last one almost cracked out my ribs cheesy
Moi moi was ready

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Officialgarri: 7:30pm On Mar 19, 2019
Moi moi was ready . grin grin grin

I don laff tire , water dey commot from my eye grin grin grin

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 7:39pm On Mar 19, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 7:40pm On Mar 19, 2019
Davash222:
Was doing hide and seek with my siblings. Got eyes tied with black cloth. Popsy returned and I grabbed him shouting ‘I catch you, I catch you’.

Well, long story short, I took two tablets of paracetamol that night.

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Opistorincos(m): 8:17pm On Mar 19, 2019
Mine was the day i stole my dad's money and bought phone with it. Baba came to school, stripped me to my undies and tossed me in the car. He gave me the option of telling him the truth before we get home and waiving the impending doom but my stronghead didn't allow me to see the sense in it. He whipped the evil spirit out of me, he then locked me in the storage room stark naked with no food till late in the night when mom returned to rescue my exhausted self.

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by seangy4konji: 8:17pm On Mar 19, 2019
I am cuming
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by anonymous1759(m): 8:17pm On Mar 19, 2019
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Kendumazy(m): 8:18pm On Mar 19, 2019
Lol
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Orpe7(m): 8:18pm On Mar 19, 2019
Instead of going to lesson, my younger brother and i went to game house, played game into the dead of the night. The yeye game owner had no wall clock and curtains so u wont see that time is going. Omo d beating i got that day eh my body peeled and i couldn't sit for days

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by jodababa(m): 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2019
Me and my fellow children in the hood were playing hide and seek. I was given the role of a father while Tutu was appointed as my wife. Later I was given a tire as my ride. Along the lime, I drove my wife Tutu to one dark corner and we started doing what mummy and daddy does. Tutu father observed her disappearance and decided to trace us. Voom, he flash his light and caught us red handed.. Let me leave the conclusion till another day

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by rxmusa(m): 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2019
The worst beating of my life was when I opened our dad's radio and removed that engine that rotate cassettes and used it to make fan, I made 3 angle frame and inserted at top of the engine, I used 2 wires to connect to a battery. Gbam! My fan works (I became an engineer amongst my friends) but the radio was dead.

When my dad returned home and saw my handiwork, he experimented the concept of "corrective punishment" with me

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Iceman2017(m): 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2019
The day sars slapped me. Hmmm.... I can't forget that day in my life. I couldn't count stars that were twinkling in my eyes

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by medolab90(m): 8:20pm On Mar 19, 2019
you remember all this catapult we used to make with rubber and iron then .so i was trying my new invention on a lizard with a stone tied to the catapult then all of a sudden I lost target gbam it was my dad's car windscreen. omo the beating wey I chop that day ehn no funny at all cool

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Pidginwhisper: 8:20pm On Mar 19, 2019
That was in Jss1 day 1. I trade my newly bought textbooks and notebooks for Hausa paki(cassava). One textbook per day. 3weeks later my Dad asked me to bring my textbooks for him to wrap them up with an old calendar. My brothers and sisters, The scares from the beating are still being shown to my children as TDISH( The Day I Saw Hell)Award cheesy

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by KendrickAyomide: 8:20pm On Mar 19, 2019
Waiting for The Lies

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Pavore9: 8:20pm On Mar 19, 2019
Laughing....
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Dottore: 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2019
Ok
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by OBAGADAFFI: 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2019
Davash222:
Was doing hide and seek with my siblings. Got eyes tied with black cloth. Popsy returned and I grabbed him shouting ‘I catch you, I catch you’.

Well, long story short, I took two tablets of paracetamol that night.

grin grin grin

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by omojesu202(m): 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2019
that moi moi own ehnn...

if it was me, my mum will not still beat me, she will just say go n carry your food.
i can't remember that woman ever beating me

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by luminouz(m): 8:22pm On Mar 19, 2019
Oh..mine was an April Fool's prank...on my way home from school..I bought eggs,dirtied my clothes, used
bandages from school clinic which I stained with red ink. Some yards to the house,i cracked the eggs ,put them in my mouth and let em dribble down my chin. With a mudafvcked up look on my face,I entered the sitting room and fell down screaming 'mummy'. Unfortunately,mumsy was with a friend and on seeing me they both yelled and came running. I allowed them to yank me up and I opened my EYES and yelled 'April fool' with egg yolk dribbling everywhere. Their reactions were instantaneous and synchronized as if they rehearsed it beforehand. They both dropped me and I never saw the two slaps(mum-forehand,her friend backhand) till they exploded in my face. The slap-fest continued from both women till around after the 10th slap,my mumsy now remembered say I be her pikin and snarled at the other woman saying 'do u think ur beating a goat ni'? And she punctuated it with another slap. I couldn't sleep that night cuz my face looked like I was stung by a 1000 bees. For 3 days after,my brothers dey call me 'puff puff' face! grin

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 19, 2019
Make I pack here
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by ishowdotgmail(m): 8:23pm On Mar 19, 2019
Is only evil parents that will beat their children.... We don't do that over here mehn undecided

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 19, 2019
very funny

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by tesppidd: 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2019
Worst beating of my life.

Was only about 11 years old and my elder sister was about 13 years old.

She had started bringing out 'small small' boobs.

We had a fist fight at home and somehow I gave her a blow on one of those tiny boobs, guess it was very painful for her as she started crying so hard and loud.(perhaps it was unintentional or maybe it was just me aiming to act out one of the Bruce Lee films i had watched, can't really remember). But what I surely remember till date is what followed afterwards.


As the devil would have it, Popsie walked in from work at that very moment and found her crying.

Asked what happened and she told him I gave her a blow on her breast.

"Whaaaaaaat!!" Popsie thundered!!

He was uninterested in what had caused the fight, he dragged me into his room, pulled off his lacoste belt,

And the beating I received that day remains in my memory.


And at 11, that was the day I realised that there was something extra special about a woman's boobs.

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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by jericco1(m): 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2019
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by iammo(m): 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2019
grin grin
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by slawomir: 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2019
Okay

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