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May I Please Borrow N50? by Aduks(f): 8:56am On Jul 13, 2007
Hi all,
This is quite something to think abt o!


A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make N100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow N50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that N50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the N50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have N100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that N100 worth of your time with someone you love.

And again, remember that If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by uchetobi(f): 9:18am On Jul 13, 2007
wow. this really hit me hard
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by Nobody: 9:32am On Jul 13, 2007
That was touching cry cry cry
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by Lexyhearts(f): 10:20am On Jul 13, 2007
this is a nice one cheesy cheesy
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by Maleeq(m): 11:58am On Jul 13, 2007
Really touching!
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by Beckyy: 12:08pm On Jul 13, 2007
Ifeel like crying cry cry cry, This is heart touching!
Thanks Aduks
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by laoura(f): 1:43pm On Jul 13, 2007
Waooooooo!!!!! This is really touching. Thanks
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by desorlah(f): 2:20pm On Jul 13, 2007
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by Everbright(f): 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2007
na wa oh sad
Re: May I Please Borrow N50? by osereka(m): 5:03pm On Jul 13, 2007
well done o jare!

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