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How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 6:24pm On Aug 04, 2021
Abba Kyari's ridiculous defense has exposed the stupidity of the Quota system.
How this guy became the head of any unit let alone Head of the Nigerian police Intelligence Unit is unbelievable.
Now, this is how he should have played his moves

1) Instant medical release of him having partial stroke. (With photos and videos) That should instantly halt any extradition talk while simultaneously garnering some public sympathy.

2) Employs and assign a lawyer the power of attorney, to handle any public hearing/commission into the matter

3) Use Twitter influencers to spin the story in your favor (Trust me there is always a positive angle to any scenario), thereby controlling the narrative.

4) Lay low at the house-turned mock Hospital with a doctor, lawyer, Chef, Security and a harem of Sluts and chill till big brother takes over.


Net Spend: 10m
Lawyer 2m
Mock videos 500k
Twitter Influencers 5m
Unseen Billing 2.5m.

This is how to play moves not that he's stupid tailor dead joke.

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by Lamasta(m): 6:37pm On Aug 04, 2021
How will all you wrote here quash a solid and concrete evidence against a supposedly corrupt officer

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by funshint(m): 6:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
Lamasta:
How will all you wrote here quash a solid and concrete evidence against a supposedly corrupt officer
I wonder o...abeg ask am

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by iKingsley(m): 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2021
Hahaha... This even sounds lame more than the tailoring and debt collection narrative grin

Do you know what the FBI have in stock for him?

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by Lamasta(m): 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2021
funshint:

I wonder o...abeg ask am
May be he thought FBI are Nigerian officers that politicizes everything including justice....

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by flamingREED(m): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2021
Nothing can undermine this IPOB super cup victory. I repeat, nothing!!!
You see, Chukwuokike has written it, signed it, put period and burnt the pen.

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by cyan2008(m): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2021
It is easier said than done. A corrupt person is a corrupt person...period

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by mountmoriah(m): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2021
You are fucking joking with FBI

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by zeuss: 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2021
2023overandout:
Abba Kyari's ridiculous defense has exposed the stupidity of the Quota system.
How this guy became the head of any unit let alone Head of the Nigerian police Intelligence Unit is unbelievable.
Now, this is how he should have played his moves

1) Instant medical release of him having partial stroke. (With photos and videos) That should instantly halt any extradition talk while simultaneously garnering some public sympathy.

2) Employs and assign a lawyer the power of attorney, to handle any public hearing/commission into the matter

3) Use Twitter influencers to spin the story in your favor (Trust me there is always a positive angle to any scenario), thereby controlling the narrative.

4) Lay low at the house-turned mock Hospital with a doctor, lawyer, Chef, Security and a harem of Sluts and chill till big brother takes over.


Net Spend: 10m
Lawyer 2m
Mock videos 500k
Twitter Influencers 5m
Unseen Billing 2.5m.

This is how to play moves not that he's stupid tailor dead joke.
CT and MRI scan will show that there is no blot clot in his brain and also show that his brain functions ok and expose him as a fraud for the second time.

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by Vickym1(f): 7:12pm On Aug 04, 2021
That's their way of escaping justice buh kyari own will be an escape goat
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:26am On Aug 05, 2021
zeuss:
CT and MRI scan will show that there is no blot clot in his brain and also show that his brain functions ok and expose him as a fraud for the second time.
........
I disagree. This is Nigeria. A compromised, false and certified Doctors report can always be obtained.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:29am On Aug 05, 2021
Lamasta:
How will all you wrote here quash a solid and concrete evidence against a supposedly corrupt officer

It isn't about quashing any evidence. Even Steve wonder can see kyari is guilty.
The moves I prescribed is to use the corrupt Nigerian system to his advantage and prevent extradition.
Kashamu used it to good effect in the UK when America requested for his extradition from England.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:32am On Aug 05, 2021
mountmoriah:
You are fucking joking with FBI

Stop glorifying FBI.
As with everything in life, there are rules of engagement.
You can not extradite a man who is suffering from stroke. No court will grant that order against a "sick" man.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by overall90: 5:34am On Aug 05, 2021
This op is a comedian.
the problem is that Nigerians are so used to anomaly and lawlessness that the think the whole sane world is like them.
this your ridiculous suggestions would have worked if Kyari's travails were to be internal were all manner of ridiculousness are condoned.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:35am On Aug 05, 2021
funshint:

I wonder o...abeg ask am

It is not to eradicate any evidence (impossible), but to prevent kyari from wearing the orange jump suit.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:41am On Aug 05, 2021
overall90:
This op is a comedian.
the problem is that Nigerians are so used to anomaly and lawlessness that the think the whole sane world is like them.
this your ridiculous suggestions would have worked if Kyari's travails were to be internal were all manner of ridiculousness are condoned.
That's the problem with Nigerians, you think every country is a saint but Nigeria.
May it interest you to know that words like; corruption, racketeering, grand larceny, Theft, lying under oath and circumvention of Justice are ALL ENGLISH words, meaning these acts emanated from white people.
Learn to play the game like fucking corrupt white people.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:44am On Aug 05, 2021
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That's the problem with Nigerians, you think every country is a saint but Nigeria.
May it interest you to know that words like; corruption, racketeering, grand larceny, Theft, lying under oath and circumvention of Justice are ALL ENGLISH words, meaning these acts emanated from white people.
Learn to play the game like fucking corrupt white people
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by socialmediaman: 5:49am On Aug 05, 2021
The more you spend on these, the more you increase the money trail that leads back to you. His best bet is to lay low and wait for judgement day, there’s really not much to do about a crime you committed. The more he tries to spin the narrative, the more he keeps editing and deleting.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:50am On Aug 05, 2021
iKingsley:
Hahaha... This even sounds lame more than the tailoring and debt collection narrative grin

Do you know what the FBI have in stock for him?
Orange suit ?? But first they will have to catch him. If kyari thinks and acts like a fish, then it will be impossible.
Kyari is the fish, Nigeria is the ocean of corruption and the FBI are the fishermen.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by Nobody: 5:50am On Aug 05, 2021
Hmmm
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 5:55am On Aug 05, 2021
socialmediaman:
The more you spend on these, the more you increase the money trail that leads back to you. His best bet is to lay low and wait for judgement day, there’s really not much to do about a crime you committed. The more he tries to spin the narrative, the more he keeps editing and deleting.

Hence why he needs professional spin doctors. Heck, those spin doctors sold us the lifeless one in also Rock. That in itself is a harder sell than Kyari's case.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by socialmediaman: 6:03am On Aug 05, 2021
2023overandout:


Hence why he needs professional spin doctors. Heck, those spin doctors sold us the lifeless one in also Rock. That in itself is a harder sell than Kyari's case.

Spin doctors are okay for politics but for a court case, lawyers are more needed. Social media narratives won’t help, bring your evidence in court and the judges will cross reference with overwhelming evidence and money trail against him
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 9:09am On Aug 05, 2021
socialmediaman:


Spin doctors are okay for politics but for a court case, lawyers are more needed. Social media narratives won’t help, bring your evidence in court and the judges will cross reference with overwhelming evidence and money trail against him

That's the irony, social media matters.
What are we debating? How did we find out? How did kyari stupidly first respond?
See SM matters
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 9:15am On Aug 05, 2021
socialmediaman:


Spin doctors are okay for politics but for a court case, lawyers are more needed. Social media narratives won’t help, bring your evidence in court and the judges will cross reference with overwhelming evidence and money trail against him

Not true. Spin doctors are used I. Every facet of life. You just don't know it. Spin doctors are basically opinion moulders. The reason why kyari has been destroyed on social media is because he had no one to defend him. Why do you think influencers do for a living? How do you think some BBN contestants feature on Front page of Nairaland?
I think it is a tad bit naive to think Spin doctors are only for politics.
Finally the use of spin doctors is not to for the FBI or Court but for the public opinion.
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by FatherCHRISTMAS(f): 9:31am On Aug 05, 2021
iKingsley:
Hahaha... This even sounds lame more than the tailoring and debt collection narrative grin

Do you know what the FBI have in stock for him?

1 one option about faking stroke works in Nigeria grin he will just bandage the neck and say
"Am in sever pains" grin
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by 2023overandout: 2:12pm On Aug 05, 2021
Lamasta:

May be he thought FBI are Nigerian officers that politicizes everything including justice....
You are a clown
Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by skywalker240(m): 2:20pm On Aug 05, 2021
Lamasta:
How will all you wrote here quash a solid and concrete evidence against a supposedly corrupt officer
Abba tailor tactics are even wiser than this OP tactics

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Re: How Kyari Should Have Defended Himself. by Dialpad: 2:29pm On Aug 05, 2021
Get a good attorney in the USA, he will be fine

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