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Jokes about School and Education by medube(m): 11:48pm On Jun 30, 2005 |
Learning Maths A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy's grades were straight A's, even in math! Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school. "Oh, it's all right, I guess," he replies. "They must be teaching you some new tricks!" "Not really." "Then what do you think is making the difference in your grades?" "Well", he says, "as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!" |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by Greatpeter(m): 11:49am On Jul 06, 2005 |
Is that the pix of Jesus? |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by princefornoble(m): 4:14pm On Aug 24, 2005 |
na wa ohhhhhhhhh one man send himm pikin go school so for class, d teacher corn ans d boy to spell lion, d boy no fit. d teacher corn beat d boy go house wen d boy rich house dey cry, d father corn ans weitind boy say techer beat am because he no fit spell lion. d papa corn carry d boy go d school go meet d techer. d papa ans d techer, y u beat my boy? d techer say i say make he spell lion he no fit. nih d papa shout, dat kaih big wiked tin nih u say make he spell? u no fit tel am to spell sumor tin like mouquito. |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by hotangel2(f): 7:23pm On Aug 25, 2005 |
Hahahahaha both of them |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by goodguy(m): 11:54pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
funny! |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by icingbaby(f): 11:40pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
love the joke |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by nike4luv(f): 11:44pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
lol lol..nicee |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by sweetnini(f): 11:52pm On Oct 29, 2005 |
hahahahahah nice going there |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by dm(m): 6:03pm On Dec 18, 2005 |
HMMMMMMMMMM Nice one check this out. A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun "Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue!.....Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue just drink it" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it!" |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by dm(m): 6:05pm On Dec 18, 2005 |
MY BAD......... WASN'T MEANT FOR THIS PAGE. REALLY SORRY. |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by goodguy(m): 6:20pm On Dec 18, 2005 |
It's alright. It's still funny |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by hotangel2(f): 6:23pm On Dec 18, 2005 |
hehehahehahehahaha..... I like that one. |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by lauryn(f): 11:23pm On Dec 18, 2005 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, , LMAO lawd. where hav u been DM |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by joz(f): 7:04am On May 03, 2007 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha they are really funny but i like the first two jokes better. |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by sojiboy(m): 5:28pm On May 04, 2007 |
I enjoy the first 2 guys they re too musch.The third guy Bleep up dont you go to skool cant you see that d topic 4 dis dicussion is jokes about scool and education why is it dat common sense is not common you rush in and bring yeye sperm matter insid, despite de fact say de joke no even sweet.O boy go think ooooooo |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by kinol: 11:13pm On May 05, 2007 |
Got this joke for you guys. Guess you will enjoy it. QUESTION & ANSWER TEACHER: Why are you late? >WEBSTER: Because of the sign. >TEACHER: What sign? >WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead,Go Slow." > >*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? >CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! > >*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* >TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? >JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >TEACHER: No, that's wrong >JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me >how I spell it! |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by joz(f): 3:49am On May 06, 2007 |
hahaha quite funny lol |
Re: Jokes about School and Education by Ryan21: 4:22pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
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