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Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration
By TAIWO OLUWADARE
Friday, May 27, 2011


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The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29. They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again. His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver. This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people. Not all witches are bad. Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel. We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country. Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us. Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition. We warned him not to waste his time and life. This was reported in some national dailies. We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

Rotflmao

Mu he he hee

RFLMAO
RFLMAO
RFLMAO

So apart from sponsoring MEND, Oga Presido is a grand-master and alumni of The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN)

Very soon he will setup a Ministry for them

Many Nigerians are still in the stuck in the primitive. They'll ridicule anything serious because their simple mind can't comprehend it. Their perceptions of witches and wizards are inspired by movie characters while their intellectual is giving in to the sweet indoctrination s of religiously motivated movies.


If you fall under the above category of people, detox yourself from toxic indoctrination and know things anew. Many have lost their opportunities in life because it got stolen by the beast born of brainwashing inside them. Many Christians won't even take herbal medicine not cause of fear of health complications but cause of fear it's coming from a spiritual devil's advocate. I feels sorry for these simple minds as they won't get far in life. Surviving the times will only get more sophisticated and we all know what simple tools can't do to sophistication,

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Lolol witches ​Äπϑ wizards have taken over d security of naija? There is nothing i won't see oo.

witches and wizards of the first order. Zed d zedi'

fresh air 2011, jonathan/sambo

Ozin:

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/may/27/national-27-05-2011-005.html

Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration
By TAIWO OLUWADARE
Friday, May 27, 2011


• 
More Stories on This Section

The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29.  They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again.  His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver.  This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people.  Not all witches are bad.  Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel.  We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country.  Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us.  Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition.  We warned him not to waste his time and life.  This was reported in some national dailies.  We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

do they really believe in God?   

kody-licky:

do they really believe in God?   

.To Ms LICKY-GODY, and others that do likewise:

Was it really necessary to copy the entire content to make your six-word comment.

On Nairaland, I've seen people copy contents as long as 4 pages, from just 3 comments above and then say under it, something like: "Really inspiring story"

For goodness sake, the story is on the same page. Makes me think some nairalanders just want to practice how to copy & paste on the Nairaland website.

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IS THIS A F@#$ SICK JOKE?