ok. im sure ya'll hav heared alot of insults or yabs in your life. so tell me which is the greatest?

make it good. the best will get somting from me.what ever u want but [b]guys[/b]dont go too far.

Chei, Gift included? Oya, lemme start my research. Wait oo, WhATEVER I WANT?? Chineke, *starts research*

Before i leave ermm, What abt:

See ur face like octoupus.
Im fat, you are ugly, I can diet, you are hopeless.

lets see what about

abbeg abbeg cary nyash de yan nonsense! or abbeg abbeg cary nyash de go dat side!
if anyone is disturbing u just say this to him.

This is hopeless, you girls don't know bad words

this was 4rm my sis: see her bombom like two fufu

its getting worse <runs off crying>

Your mouth stinks so much, were you a toilet in your former life?

See how your teeth are scattered, did they fight Biafran war inside your mouth abi bomb exploded inside your mouth?

insults i have so many


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

She's got head full of wool

she thinks with her groin

LURIDGUY!!!

Cheiiiiiii, Chineke meii ooooo. Tufiaaa. See as you dey curse people like say you get free pass to curse. lol

Ohh wat abt this one?
See ur tutu bele like alleluyah band. lol

How about this.
You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance.
Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo momma's so slow she is still back in 1999.
Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus.
Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates.
Had enough

Ouch!!! All that for me??

No. You know i can't do that to you.

Awww thanks. I was kidding anyways.

So was i.

No. Apparently it's for "your momma".

u r so dumb u saw hell and thanked God
you just de soo formal that ur tongue de wear tie

Na joke o !

Hun dirty ! i am even getting the odour through the net. dont even try to get into the ocean cos you are gonna kill all creature therein.
Gbam

Is it me, or was that lame?

micklplus:

Na joke o !

Hun dirty ! i am even getting the odour through the net. don't even try to get into the ocean because you are going to kill all creature therein.
Gbam

that was too formal. lets try it this way

Shuuuu, hanhan, see as you dirty reach. abeg no go inside river niger ooo, because u go just kill all the fish wey dey inside am.

hi dere am a human being, wht re u
sure av seen people like u bt i hd 2 pay an admission
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

what of this see as you spread for bed like bad disease

"you are a product of a leaking condom"

yo momma so old her breast milk has turned powder

see the way her nyash flat like okada back seat

Badman888:

see the way her nyash flat like okada back seat

Badman888 link=topic=6820.msg257612#msg257612 date=1143512844:

"you are a product of a leaking condom"

yo momma so old her breast milk has turned powder

this one enta well well oh!

someone just called me a nerd and a scum bag 

Just call him a donkey rapping sh*t eater!

wtf is the meanin of that, the guy might not even get it.

It means someone who rapes donkeys and eat sh*t.

Thanks Max  but its a she what do i call her 

your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

@n2h: i'll sort her out for ya