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Office of the President, Fraudral Republic of Zoogeria "Heartbreaking" Press Release 12.11.2021 With a heavy heart, the President Mo' Bubu GCIC (the Grand Commander of Incompetency and Corruption) wish to extend his condolence to the affected persons and equally inform the general public that he approved a one-month national mourning for the tremendous loss of our 1,500 "Holy Cows," who lost their lives as result of an air strike by saboteurs, suspected to be IPOB sympathizers, in the Zoogerian Air Force. The government want to assure all citizens of the "COWntry" that investigation has been commenced and the culprits would be apprehended soon and summarily dealt with. The FG wishes to reiterated that it will not relent in its efforts of protecting our darling Fulanis and their precious Holy Cows. We also wish to announce that the APC (Arewanistan Pool of Corruption) -led government will pay compensation of #10m per Cow. May the deceased Holy Cows rest in peace. And we wish the injured ones a quick recovery. God bless Holy Cows, God bless Fulani headslammers, oh sorry, herdsmen, God bless Arewanistan, God bless Fraudral Republic of Zoogeria Signed: Garbage Shegu SSA on Media & Publicity to the President 5 Likes
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