Toeyean1507:
I just remembered another one by my daughter when she was about 4yrs old.she had asked me for my age and that of her dad but I was always embarrassed anytime any one asked for her age, she will say it alongside mine and her dad's. As a sharp mum, I decided to 'retune' her. Below was the result of the 'retuning'
My friend: hey beautiful, how old are you?
Adorable 4yo: I'm 4 years.....my daddy is 11 years old and my mum is 10 years old.

My friend almost bursted with laughter that day. She was like 'babe, wetin you teach this girl?'.....I told my friend 'let her remain laidat untill she learn that somethings aren't suppose to be Jara.

Burna440:
I have this little cousin that’s always curious of everything, we went to bathe together one day and Baba was starting at my JohnThomas all through, he didn’t say anything to me only for him to go and tell his mummy and aunties that why is his own johnThomas small and Uncle own is big? He started crying that he needs a big one

Burna440:
I have this little cousin that’s always curious of everything, we went to bathe together one day and Baba was starting at my JohnThomas all through, he didn’t say anything to me only for him to go and tell his mummy and aunties that why is his own johnThomas small and Uncle own is big? He started crying that he needs a big one

cayorday89:
Some years back while in university, I went to repair one of my shoes at a cobbler's shop and I met a boy if about 3-4 years who engagedme in a conversation in Yoruba and asked why I have a Tribal mark and I told him it's cos I am rich, and he told me his dad also had tribal mark(never met his dad though) who also own a car with bike and richer than I am, and I replied him that I have a very big fine car, but he was curious as to the kind of car I own for him to agree I am richer than his dad, so every car that passes by he will point to it and ask if my car was like any of them and each time I replied no, until a SUV passed passed and he asked again with my usual answer that my own car is even bigger than that one and the boy shouted in annoyance and asked "se oko gęędu le N wa ni? ' meaning 'Is it the truck used for conveying log of woods that I drive?'.

I was speechless my people..

shaybebaby:
When my son started school, they refer to their teachers as Mrs so and so, or Mr blah blah. You get the gist.

The titles must have confused him because at home, whenever I told him off, he would say

"I'm sorry Mrs Mummy"

Second one.

Me: what goes on in that mind of yours? What's the first thing you think of in the morning?

Son: " You".

My heart melted into a puddle..I think he is going to be a smooth talker

Another time

Me calling his name.
He answered: " Yes Darling"

Maydayy:

How old are you and your hubby?

Toeyean1507:
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

Toeyean1507:
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

ACURASPEEDO:

Conversation with my 3yr old nephew in Nur 1:
Me: Nur, what were you taught in school today?
Nephew: We were taught ABCD
Me: Is it only ABCD u are taught in your class coz that's what u always tell me
Nephew : Don't mind our anty she doesn't know anything....
And there I was dumbfounded...

I had to threaten to inform his anty curios to knw if he knew the context of what he said and d dude began pleading

beautyhd:
My youngest sibling, i saw the young lad struggling with his assignment and wanted to help out, he refused citing he doesn't wanna score zero and my friends were there. (he actually shouted it)

While growing up he thought he was the most brilliant in the house. Someone i senior with more than ten years.

Nickymichy:
Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..

Nickymichy:
Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..