Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'..

That he will Employ Mikel Obi, Would make Nicki Minaj his Side Chick and make his Landlord to State the Prize of his House in one word!

The Hilarious Song got me Thinking. If I Got Three Digits Billions or even Trillions, What are some Crazy things I would do..

*I Will Employ Gen Tukur Buratai as my Bodyguard.
*Will Pay Reno Omokri to become my House Boy!
*I Will Propose marriage to Genevieve and if she says Yes, will divorce her After 3 weeks!
*I Will Pay NTA to suspend their 9 O Clock news and Air my Son's naming ceremony Live!
*Will Pay Tiwa Savage to be his Nanny/my PA..


Lolsss..
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Ok
Omooo hunger dey ooo..
I go feed my family
Pay all the restaurants and eateries in my area to give out food free till my money finish..
Afterall nothing dey this world ..na only u and ur God

In a nutshell...

1. I will change so many people's lives.
To them, I'll be a mini god.

2. I can have whatever I want...anything, I mean absolutely anything money can buy.

3. No matter how minimalistic my dressing, I'd always look dapper.
A head turner!

4. Top notch chilling in the most exotic locations on earth.

I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

Kingsteve:
In a nutshell...

1. I will change so many people's lives.
To them, I'll be a mini god.

2. I can have whatever I want...anything, I mean absolutely anything money can buy.

3. No matter how minimalistic my dressing, I'd always look dapper.
A head turner!

4. Top notch chilling in the most exotic locations on earth.

No Crazy Stuffs, bro?

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

Lolsss...

With the Hyperinflation in Nigeria nw, you suppose increase him Salary nah!

*singin*



I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire


Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of everyday Christmas
Give Travie your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this'
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music


Oh every time I close my eyes
(What you see what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uhuh uhuh yeah what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire


I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing


I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha)
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah)
Oh every time I close my eyes
(What ya see, what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights
(Uh huh, uh huh, what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it)
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh
I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad!

@the bolded in red above is all we live for @[b][/b].

May God make our dreams come true.
So shall it be in Jesus Name.
Let's dance for the Lord as we work and pray towards that....

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

Isn't this funny?

As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum.
If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence.
You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes.

You better get busy with life this year to give your life a meaning and make your people proud instead of allowing people on social media to live rent-free on your head!

Social media nuisances everywhere......


See dem....

See as Felix terungwa just ruined this beautiful thread mtcheeeew

I'd find an African or black nation with a progressive government. Then I'd find an area that was well located and already partially developed enough for fairly easy expansion and development. I would negotiate with locals to temporarily relocate in exchange for property, shares, and other things. Then I would build a tiny city as the foundation of what would hopefully become a small destination city. I would use tourism earnings to expand the city. Ideally, I would also want tourism and investment to finance the municipal safety net. And I'd want to block foreign investors from being parasites. I would also create an immigration program specifically to bring workers from African nations and the diaspora to fill labor gaps, raise diversity, and raise the population.

I wouldn't buy anything "exotic" because that's just not fun to me. I mean I would get expensive, well-made things, but nothing that you would recognize as luxury. Even my gifts would be like that.

ILoveDemMANNA:

Isn't thus funny?

As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum.
If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence.
You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes.

Social media nuisances everywhere......


See dem....

Hahaha!

I thought You will call ur Police on him as Usual..

He went on Leave ?

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ILoveDemMANNA:

Isn't thus funny?

As dem MANNA don tell una for few times on this forum.
If you meet the youngest one at dem MANNA, Na yes ma, yes sir u go dey shout upandan in their presence.
You will never even be able to look dem in the eyes.

Social media nuisances everywhere......


See dem....

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Yeye dey smell.

Omicron007:


Felix Terungwa Dav.
Relax, everyone on this forum knows your antics.
Dem MANNA is a big scam and it doesn't exist.
I challenge you to post a picture of your grilling shop and tell us how much you have made from grilling meat.

You shot yourself in the leg when you were banned in November 2021, when you had to rely on this moniker.

I challenge you to use your their moniker, NLPOLICEWOMAN to quote me

Griller wey no get phone number or office address for people to patronize him.

Lazy man thinking.

You want to become a billionaire overnight without doing anything.

Joseph, wake up it's dawn

Omicron007:


Felix Terungwa Dav.
Relax, everyone on this forum knows your antics.
Dem MANNA is a big scam and it doesn't exist.
I challenge you to post a picture of your grilling shop and tell us how much you have made from grilling meat.

You shot yourself in the leg when you were banned in November 2021, when you had to rely on this moniker.

I challenge you to use your their moniker, NLPOLICEWOMAN to quote me

So are you going to credit the person after providing all what you have listed?

helinues:
Lazy man thinking.

You want to become a billionaire overnight without doing anything.

Joseph, wake up it's dawn

Lolsss..
But
This has 1% Chance of happening in a Man's Life!

Besides I believe you must have heard of some persons who stumbled upon Wealth!

Vinnie2000:



Lolsss..
But
This has 1% Chance of happening in a Man's Life!

Besides I believe you must have heard of some persons who stumbled upon Wealth!

Even that stumbled self na effort. If the person sit in one place and be expecting the money to just appear, na jonzing be that.

Even before politicians go steal billions Dem go contest first

Before armed robber would go and Rob bank, they must prepare by getting necessary weapons

I don't really think that overnight fortune exist self, there must be some kind of effort, it could even be good deed.

helinues:


Even that stumbled self na effort. If the person sit in one place and be expecting the money to just appear, na jonzing be that.

Even before politicians go steal billions Dem go contest first

Before armed robber would go and Rob bank, they must prepare by getting necessary weapons

I don't really think that overnight fortune exist self, there must be some kind of effort, it could even be good deed.

How about a person who Suddenly becomes a Beneficiary of a Huge Family Inheritance?

Just like Chris Rock in the old American movie 'Bad Company'..

Ok

I wil sleep back, visit my Dreamland to review the work i actually did, or d gamble i made to become a billionaire overnight

I'll wake up from the dream and go look for my daily bread

.

Take 3 months off work to travel round the world.

My household are out of this contraption called Niger area. This country is not different from Hell.

ok

Ok

Make the money come first.....