Since Last 2 weeks my street folks and work mates have adopted these slangs that they use whenever they are talking or joking.... Then I got to know that it was from a YouTube series called "Selina Tested".. So I just finished it on Tuesday and found some slangs funny to my likeness.

What's your favorite slangs from the series if you've watched it?

Ojuju calabar, frofro belle, shoooo, you you know

1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, gadamingadanga, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go lap Smaller unit match am go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"... No be chais

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

Thank God I don't watch Nigeria Shitty movies again...

Which one be Selina again??

That's how we speak in ph

Wida you capping vertically?

I go put am for your body wotowoto. Da jonze?

Cap it

You dey jonse?

Na woto woto i dey run am

Most of the slangs are cult-related I believe, so it’s best you don’t use them in unfamiliar terrains, to avoid issues. To be forewarned is to be forearmed abi how dem speak the English pass.


I don’t watch it because in my opinion it promotes cultism.

to the nigerian movies consistent fans
am not one

SS 3 boys

Your face show, your shoe shine

Abeg who is Selina

Old slangs

wack movie

Na wen you go use am for some kind place, na you go know say those words are not just ordinary slangs!
You go chop slap!

Nonsense movie, promoting violence

Is it that we don't have any sensible thing to discuss again in this Country? What the hell is this doing in front page?

Please those slangs are all fun and games online.

But if you are in PH, don't even try using them at places like Diobu, Amadi, Choba and the hoods.

Or else na wahala you dey find...

Selina tested has no moral value. Its just a way to promote cultism amongst the youth.

Omg! This crap of a post doesn't deserve a front page, wtf!

That film is shit! People recommend it alot to me, but I said I ain't watching that shit, I hear people walk around saying crap slangs that irritates the ear, and I'll ask them, where TF did you learn that ? they'll say it's from Selina Tested Movie, so now, I should also watch it and be like them too ba ?


Damn! Not someone like me, I don't watch something that pollutes the mind & soul

Your face show, your shoe shine!

silverlinen:
You dey jonse?

i de cap, u de cap,i de cap, u de cap!!! abi, u de jonse!!!