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Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 3:45am On Mar 22, 2022
And who are his parents? Siblings? Uncles, aunties?
I believe the likes of Atiku had their lives turned inside out.
Let's get some truths.
And quote your sources o.
I can't shout.

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by Kingozymandias(m): 3:57am On Mar 22, 2022
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DZTech:
And who are his parents? Siblings? Uncles, aunties?
I believe the likes of Atiku had their lives turned inside out.
Let's get some truths.
And quote your sources o.
I can't shout.
[/s]

Start your day doing something productive , this is just immature childish and reeks of joblessness.

Aren't you going to work this morning?.yes Tinubu isn't.my.chocue either but dude focus on your life and do something productive.

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by raumdeuter: 3:58am On Mar 22, 2022
He is from Mars

His parents are Michael Jackson and Queen Amina

His siblings are Van Damme Sango and Amadioha

His uncles are IBB and Mandela

Are you satisfied now?

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by Karlovych: 3:59am On Mar 22, 2022
Name- disputed
Age- disputed
State of Origin- disputed
Education- disputed

It will never be well with lunatics selling the drug lord to Nigerians

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by greymiles: 4:03am On Mar 22, 2022
How can Tinubu be on someone mind @3:45am

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by greymiles: 4:06am On Mar 22, 2022
Out of the tens and hundreds of stuff that a man can wake up to ranging from businesses, family, feeding, work, your creator,... na Tinubu state of origin this one wake up to
Odikwa ridiculous

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by Moferere: 4:06am On Mar 22, 2022
He's from Biafra.

Let us be mad together.
Tinubu is an Igbo name You don't have monopoly of madness

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by greymiles: 4:11am On Mar 22, 2022
Kingozymandias:
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Start your day doing something productive , this is just immature childish and reeks of joblessness.

Aren't you going to work this morning?.yes Tinubu isn't.my.chocue either but dude focus on your life and do something productive.
How nice of you to think someone that wakes up in the middle of the night to troll and has been doing that since 2014(8yrs ago) has a meaningful life talk less of a job

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by BarrElChapo(m): 4:22am On Mar 22, 2022
Maybe London cos Tony tetuila called him oyibo repete grin

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by chukwuibuipob: 4:29am On Mar 22, 2022
sad effect of MKPURUMMIRI ,loud/SK@work.Ur fellow fl@theads Judas are somewhere arranging their fake books, CDs,cold water, gala plus lacasa to hit the road @6.U are here disturbing pipu with ur mkpuru miri

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by ThEGodFaThEr127: 4:41am On Mar 22, 2022
The Iragbiji born criminal and Chicago most wanted drug baron after Pablo Escobar is originally from Osun state but controls Lagos State from his ill-gotten palatial residence at bourdillon where he uses a remote-control-styled juju to manipulate Sanwo Olu and lagosians anyhow he chooses from left right and center while urging them to be chanting "Eko oni baje oooo" on an empty stomach over a paltry sum of 500 naira owo ounje.

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by loloadannke: 4:46am On Mar 22, 2022
That one concern him cheesy
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 4:47am On Mar 22, 2022
Lol
How does one reply a barking dog? cheesy
Kingozymandias:
[s][/s]

Start your day doing something productive , this is just immature childish and reeks of joblessness.

Aren't you going to work this morning?.yes Tinubu isn't.my.chocue either but dude focus on your life and do something productive.

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by dayabiuuku: 4:47am On Mar 22, 2022
He is a UIFO





HE IS AN ALIEN



he fell off from the sky!




#itiswell!
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 4:48am On Mar 22, 2022
Heh
That school that taught you how to answer questions-
Go and collect your change.
tongue
raumdeuter:
He is from Mars

His parents are Michael Jackson and Queen Amina

His siblings are Van Damme Sango and Amadioha

His uncles are IBB and Mandela

Are you satisfied now?
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 4:49am On Mar 22, 2022
How can I be in your mind at 4:03am?! shocked
greymiles:
How can Tinubu be on someone mind @3:45am
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 4:51am On Mar 22, 2022
Abeg, feel free to mad alone o.
Enjoy. cool
Moferere:
He's from Biafra.

Let us be mad together.
Tinubu is an Igbo name You don't have monopoly of madness
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by greymiles: 4:53am On Mar 22, 2022
DZTech:
How can I be in your mind at 4:03am?! shocked
grin grin grin
Na mumuni dem suppose name you wen dem shiit u out of the stomach

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 4:53am On Mar 22, 2022
It's amazing, just HOW MUCH you know about what they do!
Attributes of a good business student.
You go sell. wink
chukwuibuipob:
sad effect of MKPURUMMIRI ,loud/SK@work.Ur fellow fl@theads Judas are somewhere arranging their fake books, CDs,cold water, gala plus lacasa to hit the road @6.U are here disturbing pipu with ur mkpuru miri
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 5:00am On Mar 22, 2022
Wow!
That's how your mum gave birth to you?
Thru her anus?!
Nooo wonder!
What a pity.
Asept my sinpati. cry
Take heart, eh?
Things will get better.
Maybe you can ask your Lord and Master for more stipend, like Oliver Twist.
Tinubu fit gree, you never know.
Just make sure you PROSTRATE properly, k?
With your forehead on the ground and your arms stretched out, palms up-
The proper position for a slave.
greymiles:

grin grin grin
Na mumuni dem suppose name you wen dem shiit u out of the stomach
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by greymiles: 5:11am On Mar 22, 2022
DZTech:
Wow!
That's how your mum gave birth to you?!
What a pity.
Asept my sinpati. cry
Take heart, eh?
Things will get better.
Maybe you can ask your Lord and Master for more stipend, like Oliver Twist.
Tinubu fit gree, you never know.
No sane human being can be proud to give birth to you... imagine spending 8yrs of your life on nairaland trolling from one section to another... Life must be so pathetic for you
About 3000days of your life wasted on nairaland alone and you’re still blabbing

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by helinues: 5:17am On Mar 22, 2022
Where is your father, mother and all relatives from cos we have no idea.

Oya start telling us

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by ican2020: 5:51am On Mar 22, 2022
Many naijas are beyond redemption

Those of you that responded, do you have work
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by chukwuibuipob: 6:33am On Mar 22, 2022
ican2020:
Many naijas are beyond redemption

Those of you that responded, do you have work
Minister of communication and monitoring spirit.What are u doing here too?
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by Nobody: 8:12am On Mar 22, 2022
Tinubu from osun state
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by jyz200(m): 8:27am On Mar 22, 2022
Karlovych:
Name- disputed
Age- disputed
State of Origin- disputed
Education- disputed

It will never be well with lunatics selling the drug lord to Nigerians
Freedom of choice
Don’t be bitter about someone else choice
Choose your own
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by Kingozymandias(m): 9:17am On Mar 22, 2022
DZTech:
Lol
How does one reply a barking dog? cheesy

Rule 2

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by gidgiddy: 10:16am On Mar 22, 2022
Tinubu is one Presidential aspirant whose name, age and origins are all in doubt

They say he is from Iragbiji in present day Osun State, that he is at least 10 years older than he claims, and that he used to be known as "Yekini Ogundele"

Nothing is ever hidden under the sun, the truth will eventually come out

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Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 8:13pm On Mar 22, 2022
Wow!
Omo, see research! shocked
You mean you went to DIG DEEP into the-
Annals of my profile?!
(See what I did there? A pun based on how you say you were conceived! cheesy)
My wondament...
Oya come, tell me-
How my mata dey do you?
Is it headache, or migraine? cry
(But panadol fit no work o...)
Oh, and just in case you STILL aren't smart enough to grab-
I use nincompoops (and it has "poop"in it! Another pun?! Like, wow!) like you to catch cruise.
It's so much fun!!!
And addictive. wink
greymiles:

No sane human being can be proud to give birth to you... imagine spending 8yrs of your life on nairaland trolling from one section to another... Life must be so pathetic for you
About 3000days of your life wasted on nairaland alone and you’re still blabbing
Re: Seriously, Where Is Tinubu From? by DZTech: 8:22pm On Mar 22, 2022
Since your knowledge only grants you pseudo intelligence, let me offer you a bit of enlightenment (but feel free to reject it, k?).

Anyone who vies for PUBLIC office, intending to be A SERVANT of We, The People-
Such persons have A DUTY to disclose EVERY ASPECT of their lives that may affect said office- such as their ancestry (After all, I'm sure you're amongst those who accused Atiku of being a Camerounian).
And YOU have a right AND a duty to unearth any and all such information concerning those who wish to SERVE you-
Just add you would vet any prospective employee.

I expect some of your rampant ignorance has been dispelled?
helinues:
Where is your father, mother and all relatives from cos we have no idea.

Oya start telling us

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