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iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made two mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
2. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

abeg comot for here

Aje...


you are in Kenya abi... i will locate you


you need serious slap

Who is Kenya in English compare to Nigeria[b][/b]are you m*d or something

iLegendd:

Buy and read my book if na English you wan learn.
Oh, now I get it. Sorry. I didn't pay attention to that one.

where can i read the free version?

Collins Sakamoto,
You just made my day.
I will search for, and start following you on twitter.
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May be the Masai herdsman came across
some Nigerian pidgin-english and he wanted to start forming Vandamme.

Before you go disgrace us further, kindly edit the title

@op yours is worst

600 pussies to that nigger that replied the dimwit

Oh 9ja.
I'm so proud to be a Nigerian even thou the govt are trying their best to me think underwise.

This one nko?

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

I'm thinking d very first statement of d Nigerian tutor is flawed somewhere particularly where he said:

In English "contest", methinks it shld rather be, in English "context"!

Mtcheeww.... What do I even know self!

FullBlastLight:




I'm thinking d very first statement of d Nigerian tutor is flawed somewhere particularly where he said:

In English "contest", methinks it shld rather be, in English "context"!

Mtcheeww.... What do I even know self!

He was probably replying with ANGER to defend his country and forgot to proofread. We've all been there. Emotions!

From the way he writes with confidence, he knows his onion. Na just normal human error from his negligence to reread three times before clicking send.

Nonsense!

Two backward 4th world countries forming woke while their countries are in tatters.

We are talking of hunger this one is busy examining our English.
Who English help?

But it's context not contest.
The guy got served hot though.

Kudos to that Nigerian who placed a dullard Kenyan where he belongs..some of the mediocre and even highly underdeveloped African countries sometimes try to show they know something when they know nothing...this reminds me of how a Tanzanian attempted to unseat me at a conference in transcorp hotel Abujab/ in 2019.. he was even forming Americana for me,, trust me a Nigerian, I gave him a piece of what is capable of ruining his happiness for that whole day, he humbled himself and shifted for me.

Who English help

pascalbenz:
Saw dis some where and felt like sharing ...

That was savage. Hahaha

They only translate Swahili to English on Google and they start with the funniest accent in Africa. The substitution of letter "l" with "r" is second to none in the world with word like "seven" pronounce "seeviin".

And you know what, their superiority complex no be here. They say they are the Europe in Africa. All of them with big big front teeth except Uhuru Kenyatta.

Their men like woman like Kai. Many were brought as "cargo" from south Africa during the HIV pandemic lol.
Abegiii

Clearbanxs:

Dude why not open shop in a busy place to do graphics business instead of spamming this forum all the time. Has anyone contacted you here?

See how the guy explain and analysis the English self, na wa me nor even understand wetin he dey write.. na wa, some people are really educated in this life.

"In English contest"
Maybe it was a mistake.
Mistake or not, coming from someone whos mocking another person's grammar, u have to admit its funny. (I hope I got my punctuations right lol)

Danibonk:
Someone just got schooled

My brother you can say that again. Free education for that matter.

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

100% oppression and confidence.

Excellent, however it is better to explain the rationale behind the 'who think' and and 'who thinks'. 'Who think' sounds sweeter, but wrong, singular nouns must go with singular verb forms , apart from the personal noun 'I', that behaves like a plural, therefore take the plural form of the verb. That was I wrote 'take', and note 'takes'. And if I may add, verb add 's' to agree with the singular subject. A direct opposite to noun/pronoun which usually add 's' to form the plural

iLegendd:


Buy and read my book if na English you wan learn.

Oh, now I get it. Sorry. I didn't pay attention to that one. I have added it. Thank you.

Lolsss ...

That Kenyan dude needs it most...

I can help you promote your books internationally

iLegendd:
Lalas.ticlala, come and wipe the tears of this Kenyan man — a Nigerian man slapped him.

biancad

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

This is to show that Nigerians are the best speakers and users of the English language in Africa and other parts of the world. The Kenyan guy and many others might not even notice the mistakes you pointed out. This means that our mistakes surpass their understanding.
We are deeply rooted in the English language in Nigeria but we are not counted as an English speaking country. Only South Africa is recognised as an English speaking country in Africa. But why? Ghana, Nigeria, South Africa, etc. were all colonised by the British. Why are we not recognised? Is this not a double standard?

Kenya wey dia flag be like babalawo complementary card to get maut to talk, we go soon send davido to buy that country

All I can see is one big idiat and a bigger f00l fighting over another man's culture.
It's so pathetic and shameful to see Africans fighting over their colonial masters' language in 2022.
Even the white man would marvel at their stupidity.

DSC7:


Lolsss ...

That Kenyan dude needs it most...

I can help you promote your books internationally

Lol

We've gone global for long. I do appreciate sha. #Smiles

Though, I focus more on relationship books for men — that's what brings the real $. Where money dey na there belly dey face.

They can be bought on Apple bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Nobles, etc. Even on our online bookstore https://shop.wetclef.com/

Coldie:
Nigerians are the only few Africans that sound different, from Zimbabwe to Uganda to Kenya all of them have very funny accents.

I remember you once asking a Kenyan if they speak French in their country cause their English sounds like French to me

It sounds funny to you because you weren't familiar with the accent. It is the same way yours may sound funny to them. Although via our movies which is exported to many african countries, our english accent tends to get more familiar and less funny to an outsider.