If Nigerian can unite the way we unite when other African countries want to mess up with us only eeehhh, our leaders for no dey carry us play..

Coldie:
Nigerians are the only few Africans that sound different, from Zimbabwe to Uganda to Kenya all of them have very funny accents.

I remember you once asking a Kenyan if they speak French in their country cause their English sounds like French to me

Unfortunately they also think our English is funny

I once work on an international project that includes Ghanaians, Ugandans, Kenyans and Americans, I always hold myself not to laugh during morning standup or daily debriefing

But to my ears the American English is the worst, at least for the others I can understand what they are trying to say even though it sound comical but those American guys I can't hear shit

It's like their mouth is running faster than my brain could process or they the one speaking like someone that swallow hot coal

placeofallure:
Like seriously?

I wanna hug Zaharaddeen Nuhu Pakka right now. No one should tell me it's Haram, just a bear hug!

I'm his Christian brother...come and hug me in his stead
It's not Haram to Us

Naija no dey carry last.

Cantonese:
Na im fault before?

When some nonsense Nigerians found residence in Kenya and belittled their country, how can Kenyans whose teeth look like spears not make mockery of them?

Kenyans generally have very poor written and spoken English. They are copycats, just like Ghanaians. They copy Nigerians and yet mock Nigerians.

Olodo people.

comrade you don see them finish.

God bless this Nigerian. Naija no de carry last!

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

100% oppression and confidence.

Hi, please could you help me with a little token for tommorrow, next tommorrow and the day after - 2k.

I need atleast 550 for my to and fro daily commutes and I don't want to miss work because I don't have tp. Please help me if you can. I wouldn't ask you if I had money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYdCytx2LnE

Africans arguing over who speaks the invader's language better.

Pure stupidity.

koyyess:
I will give nizoorian males this tiny credit. 30% of them are way smarter than other afrizoo males.

That's why besides nizoorian males, females here will rather date/marry a white men instead of marrying from other afrizoo countries....it would be a complete step down.

So from which wretched hole are you typing from, if I may ask?

Kenyans Are Beginning To Hate Nigerians Lately, And I Ask "Why?"

Well said.. Nice one

iCauseTrouble:
Well served

Why are we as Nigerians so proud?

Good for the op

A Kenyan brother just got a punch below the belt. Oooooch! Very painful.

Nosayer:


"Contest" should be "context" too

I think that should be he's autocorrect

Our pidgin dey alway confuse these eastern Africans.

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

100% oppression and confidence.

I've noticed number 2 right on.

Really

Nice finishing by the dude.

Well, how can you blame the Kenyan guy? See the kind of grammar some people dey blow here on Nairaland and in work places and you sometimes wonder if they even finished elementary school. Then again, blame our horrible government and education system that is among the worst in the continent.

The Nigerian also made his own errors. We are all fallible.
*where do you get your own from? I think *where did you get your own from* would have been more appropriate

Bluev:

I think that should be he's autocorrect

Who is auto-correct?

emerged01:
Our pidgin dey alway confuse these eastern Africans.

Yeah,there is a funny notion where I live too(up north ).They think most southerners can only speak pidgin and that they can't speak correct English.I had to explain to them that it's a language on it's own.

pascalbenz:
Saw dis some where and felt like sharing ...

Omo, "back back forward X" na watin this response be o.

Benwallt:
Who is auto-correct?

Keyboard wey the correct.. I no get strength biko, i de hungry

Bluev:

Keyboard wey the correct.. I no get strength biko, i de hungry

Looooooool, you are funny. Get something to eat brother.

Deenillah:
Omo! Kukuma kee me lols

I have been waiting to use this for a long while lol!

Zico5:
Kenya of all people. Buhari is just a collosal calamity. All and sundry are just ridiculing us because of one manguine in Aso rock that knows nothing about life not to talk of governance.

What has Buhari got to do with this now SMH

pascalbenz:
Saw dis some where and felt like sharing ...

Mhenn I love my country, you can't banter us and get away with it, just hate the bad leaders though.

This Naija just made my day,he finished this Kenya mumu man.

Saw dis some where and felt like sharing .


Lol

Mhenn I love my country, you can't banter us and get away with it, just hate the bad leaders though.

Mmm