People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "life is short". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here

Frazy:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time,  I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

With the way you whine maybe the watch is stuck up your a$$ thats why I had to point at my wrist or did you want me to point at my a$$?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Whats the point in having a remote if am not gonna use it?

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Really? You'll have your cake regurgitate it then eat again huh?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

And who misplaced it first Einstein?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

Yeah he caught you looking at his crouch!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?",  Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

And answering a question with is question is what moonshine.

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When you can make any of the above we'll listen to you not before.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

So you wanna beat laying in a grave for over 2000 years?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here

Yeah you could you whiner!