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RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 4:10pm On May 15, 2022
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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 4:25pm On May 15, 2022
Two Kids Were Beating Up A Kid In An Ally,,So I Stepped In To Help....
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He Didn't Stand A Chance Against The Three Of Us

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 10:35am On May 17, 2022
Imagine Having A Girlfriend That Is Always Like "Baby Let's Go Out, I Wanna Eat Suya" And You Don't Have Money On You!
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 11:17am On May 17, 2022
Your Wife Is Coming !! cheesy Naso All The Men For Our Area Club Take Run Helter Sketer cheesy
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:16pm On May 17, 2022
Go School U No Wan Go,,As You Don Go Now , U Go Dey Knack ' 11 Round ' Now Wetin You Wan Go Tell Baba God
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:51pm On May 17, 2022
Today i bought Iphone X for 200k and i told my mom that i bought it N50k then she gave me N40k and said i should help her add N10k Fada Lawd
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:59pm On May 17, 2022
As i went to school today my uncle asked me for my assignment and me that didn't do it started thinking of which lie to say to him ~ ~
Me:Armed robber came to our house yesterday
Teacher:Ahhh!!! what did they take from your house??
Me:My assignment
Teacher: °_°

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:39pm On May 17, 2022
Who else noticed this ~ ~ ~ Witches don't give food in dreams again,,They are now sharing N5 sweet

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 11:46am On May 18, 2022
In a school some kids were asked to write 3 disease . . . One guy wrote,

1.Hiv

2.Malaria

3./

Teacher:What is / ?

Kid:It's stroke

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 11:54am On May 18, 2022
I nearly fall in Love today But thank God I no Reach Ground

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 5:36pm On May 19, 2022
I just broke up with my girlfriend and was getting over it.Then my maths teacher said i should look for X. . . Forget that thing * * * I beat the hell out of him * * *
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 5:42pm On May 19, 2022
Girls can be funny ehnnn
They dress, put on makeup and leave the house for a party, , just for them to go and sit down and be pressing phone anyhow there!!! Its really breaking my heart
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 5:47pm On May 19, 2022
Sometimes i think Sunday are made in China * * * * * * * They don't last long ! ! !
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 5:51pm On May 19, 2022
So I Attended My Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduced Her As A Virgin
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:02am On May 20, 2022
I may act cool but deep down in my heart i want to know who usually sew white clothes for 'ghost' to wear
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:21am On May 20, 2022
Most Of The Guys That Say They Don't Date Fat Girls Have Fat Mothers
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Can't You Be Humble Like Your Dad
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:29am On May 20, 2022
Just found out today that when you have 'SEX' with a Girl that has a Child , , , you become a 'Motherfucker'

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:36am On May 20, 2022
Teacher : What is the full meaning of 'AIDS'?
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Pupil : Arsenal Is Dying Slowly !

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:42am On May 20, 2022
Witchcraft Is When You Want To Give Your Mom 'Money' And You Brought Out Condom
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Even Fainting Will Not Save You!!
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 10:01am On May 20, 2022
I Am Done Watching Nigeria Movie
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How Can A Ghost Be Vomiting ! !

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Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 5:02pm On May 20, 2022
I cried the day that one American Girl with her Dad saw me in a supermarket buying something then she pointed to me and said " " Dad please help me buy that Monkey " "
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:35am On May 23, 2022
If 5ant+5ant=Tenant
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And 5q+5q=Thank you
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Then 2q+2q=.......?
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Do The Maths Yourself
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:48am On May 23, 2022
Stop calling other people's Girlfriend " Slay Queens " Just tell your Girlfriend to bath properly.......
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 8:56am On May 23, 2022
Watching vampire movies at Night can be very sweet
Until nepa take light and front door open......
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:02am On May 23, 2022
When your Crush call you
"Big Head"
U will be *smiling and laughing* anyhow
but
When your Mom Calls u "Big Head"
you will become *Furious*
lemme Tell You
You are A
"BASTARD"
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:56am On May 23, 2022
Today i told my shadow to stop following me anywhere i go
I told it to go outside Nigeria and hustle
we can't come and be suffering together in this country......!.
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 4:33pm On May 24, 2022
The next time nepa come to our house to cut their bleeping light
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they should just prepare to bring bed/foam
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if not them go collect
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 2:59pm On May 26, 2022
I am really Ashamed to say this
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The only long lasting product that China has ever produced is the Corona Virus(Covid-19)
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:18am On May 28, 2022
My girlfriend forgot her phone without password in the house . . . . . . . . . . I have been fainting since morning!
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:23am On May 28, 2022
Igbo girls like dating Igbo guys .
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Just to avoid speaking english =D
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:27am On May 28, 2022
I cried when i realised that Niggas are always broke ¤ But don't run out of weed
Re: RIB Cracking Jokes by Onechester: 9:33am On May 28, 2022
Me:mom why are computer so smart ? ?
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Mom:because computers listen to their motherboard

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