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Re: What A Wife by ohilebo(m): 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
@ saucekid, i tire ooooo,, see wahala oooo,,,In the first place, watin concern Pope concerne wife matter? |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:18am On May 03, 2008 |
u might notlike this There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.' He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story??, OH, Come on, take a guess! Think about it, (You're going to love this!) And the moral is, You can't kill two birds with one stone! 2 Likes |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 9:55am On May 03, 2008 |
sheesh! that na why e long? |
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 10:33am On May 03, 2008 |
@mims i'm still your fan |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 12:51pm On May 03, 2008 |
what about bulb ? |
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 3:00pm On May 03, 2008 |
. . . and you be plug |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:18pm On May 03, 2008 |
and you be switch |
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 3:32pm On May 03, 2008 |
socket |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:35pm On May 03, 2008 |
circuit box |
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 3:37pm On May 03, 2008 |
gear switch |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:40pm On May 03, 2008 |
blue face wire |
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 12:42pm On May 05, 2008 |
am off for lunch |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 2:57pm On May 05, 2008 |
chop well well ooooo |
Re: What A Wife by oluyemimi(f): 12:27pm On May 08, 2008 |
microwave |
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:09pm On May 08, 2008 |
like you |
Re: What A Wife by jaymobb(m): 7:00pm On May 08, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 8:58am On May 09, 2008 |
receive the grace to open your pomo mouth |
Re: What A Wife by labolabo: 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2010 |
mimiko: I see we have a joker here. Nice one |
Re: What A Wife by olorikan(f): 7:09pm On Apr 13, 2010 |
i dnt undastnd u, mr writer. |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 3:12am On Apr 20 |
Going through all these after so many years. This were the good times... 1 Like |
Re: What A Wife by Xyronnx99(m): 11:00pm On Apr 20 |
Nice aged thread with interesting & funny contents |
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