Candidlady:


Parents tend to act like they super humans during their youth/kids days
Like they were so hard working like they never ever done any wrong before
my first jamb was hell Ididnt check the result ijust told em ifailed cuz iknow Iwould definitely not pass. Imagine going to write exam you first branch jabi


My babana wouldn't stop screaming of how he use to be intelligent and he never neared drugs. Shifting blames on my mum.

Guess what fad was a rugged boy in school so rugged that whenever his friends start to talk bout his craziness I'd just sit quietly laughing. But his parents never gave up on him.

always scold people with love. Let em know there is a room for change.

Tell em bout your downs and how you decided to stay UP regardless of the hurdles, that will be like some sorta encouragement

°°°°blissful when you got mari•••

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Ishouldnt really give a fvck coz you kid is a boy child

Candidlady:

°°°°blissful when you got mari and a can of desperados•••

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Ishouldnt really give a fvck coz you kid is a boy child

Desperados:



are you just trying to talk to me Or did you mention me on purpose?

cavreek:
70 years old man.....

Candidlady:


Lol
It is a beer

fulaniHERDSman:

Olodo Papa .... Why u no continue ranting. I know say u quickly enter ice water mode. All ur lies of brilliance was blown open in that instant.

Ogamysamo:

still wondering how a beer is doing nairaland! lalasticlala
seun
mynd44
robots don dey come online o

Favorolasupo:
Papa no try at all..

Ogamysamo:
sadly thats the real defination of parents they always make us see them is super being

Dollywood:
Done seen this joke before, but y'all rewrote it, and was well delivered. I had a good smirk at the end.

Ogamysamo:
i came back from work tired and sat on the sofa, my wife brought me a cup of coffe my son brought me a paper...
english 30%
maths 23%
c.r.k 27%
general studies 20%
physics 15%
economics 12%
biology 19%
ABS geography 26%

i was angry with what i saw, 'what are you doing all this while, on phone and tv instead of your books?' i yelled at him

'honey calm down first' my wife commanded

'calm down right? i'm not surprise cause he is your pampered and spoilt child' I transfered my anger on her

oh really? she asked rheotorically and kept quiet

what a disgraceful poor result you spoilt brat brought home and still have the guts to show it to me because your mother have your back

but...

'but what?' i cut him off, no one had ever had such a poor performance in our family before so why you? i asked

'maybe its true but i saw this result in the old locker while cleaning it so i decided to show you- date dec. 5 1986'

i looked at my wife and all i saw was a mocking expression