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Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bingbagbo(m): 7:11am On Jul 20, 2011
A young girl went to her grandma and asked;" grandma, please can you show me a little magical trick?" "no, not good at magic, sure your grandpapa can do it" grandmother replied .So the girl rushed to the grandfather and asked'; " grandad, can you show me a little magical trick?" so the grandfather asked the girl to come and sit on his laps whilst he raised up his hands.
After three minutes,, the girl asked, " i can feel a hard finger playing with my butt, but your fingers are up?" the oldman smiled and said " that is the magic"



small girls are young! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by mikuz(m): 7:25am On Jul 20, 2011
Mtchewww
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bingbagbo(m): 7:27am On Jul 20, 2011
@ dis epileptic again? ooo no! grin grin grin grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by EFULEFU1(m): 5:45pm On Jul 20, 2011
Nice one!
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2011
^ ^ congrats on your first post after registration since last yr 2010 grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2011
@bin

na u b d grandpa abi
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 6:10pm On Jul 20, 2011
biza bodi wetin na you this? Den ban you?
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 6:21pm On Jul 20, 2011
^ dem no ban mi o. If i stay NL 24/7 I no go get moni chop na grin I go fa gburugburu grin grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2011
lol. .well you lucky because food nor enter me belle since yesterday. .Lol, I am wondering whether to eat or not. .Oh gosh! what a hard decision. .
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 6:26pm On Jul 20, 2011
food no enter your belly. . . but you get moni for Blackberry subscription. See life cheesy
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 6:29pm On Jul 20, 2011
lool, mayn I dey think for loose weigh small. . grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 6:30pm On Jul 20, 2011
ok loose weight but dont loose 'that thing' o  kiss   kiss


d longer d better grin
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 6:35pm On Jul 20, 2011
lol biza bodi you nor remember me? shocked
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by busybody20: 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2011
i no u undecided
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 7:44pm On Jul 20, 2011
But why you say I get 'that thing' na? embarassed
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by kandiikane(m): 7:48pm On Jul 20, 2011
Btw OP, your joke is inc[i]e[/i]stuous and of a paedophilia nature
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by Kunbee: 11:19pm On Jul 20, 2011
Isnt funny at all
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bingbagbo(m): 6:47am On Jul 21, 2011
@ kunbee this is joke 4 mature minds okay?
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by clemcykul(f): 12:45pm On Jul 21, 2011
dumb poster, how can a grandad get erection fro his grand child? ure sick dude. oloshi buruku angry
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by Kunbee: 12:24am On Jul 22, 2011
bin gbagbo:

@ kunbee this is joke 4 mature minds okay?

And you being matured will post this sick joke

Mschew
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bright007(f): 12:55am On Jul 22, 2011
@dustbin:where is d joke?
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bingbagbo(m): 3:38am On Jul 22, 2011
*ignores that fool-ishh boy*
Re: Curiousity Killed The Antelope! by bingbagbo(m): 3:43am On Jul 22, 2011
Shittz

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