Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Diplomacy: The art of doing and saying the nastiest things in the nicest way.
Father: A banker provided by nature who gives without interest and expects no returns.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life with the assurance that you will die rich.
Marriage: An agreement between two persons whereby a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman
obtains her Master’s.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence afterwards.
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Smile: A curve which can set a relax after your strenuous home life.
Women: A hairy bank (for men) where multiple deposit and credit is allowed with no withdrawal slip on
sight (i.e. depositor has neither a right of withdrawal nor that of claim)
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

You try sha.

u no try

Which one to follow mikuz or busybody. I no send jare

na wa oooo

True-true, i tink u try! Kipitup.

The joke is meant only for literate minds.

olawalebab:

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

lwkmd

9z 1 poster

mikuz:

The joke is meant only for literate minds.

and you are one.

certainly

@poster:wen did u join d copy $ paste posters association of nairaland?

bright007:

@poster:wen did u join d copy $ paste posters association of nairaland?

encourage him to try again next time now,

olawalebab:


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

i'm still not laffing make me laff