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Jackpot And The Oldlady by bingbagbo(m): 10:52pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
* sighs and clears throat!* a bus on its way to Lagos got attacked by armed robbers on the way and two men amongst the robbers took all the monies on every passenger on the bus and later decided to rrape all the women on the bus.So all the women numbering 13 formed a queue and soon the robbers had done justice to twelve of them, left with one last old lookindg woman. . . one fine lady who had already received her ''salary'' felt sorry for the old woman who was next so decided to talk to her: fine lady: mamma, make u no worry eh? i go take your own give you! old lady: thunder wire your mouth now . . .abeg wakka pass make i take my own. . . .u know time since i come become widow? enemy of progress. . , .Mr armed robber, i dey love am sloooooooooooooow! *both armed robbers fell into coma* |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by DAVE5(m): 12:46am On Jul 31, 2011 |
hmmnnn |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by bingbagbo(m): 7:11am On Jul 31, 2011 |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by Nellyon(f): 3:43pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Why did both armed robbers fall into a coma? |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by Sophizzy(f): 4:49pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Ask me o! |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by ajekpaks(m): 5:43pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
What the mean is the Helling of this? |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by ARareGem(f): 8:53pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
Wonders will never cease. |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by mikuz(m): 10:02pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
One bad apple! |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by StudioCFR(m): 10:20pm On Aug 01, 2011 |
mtchew |
Re: Jackpot And The Oldlady by bingbagbo(m): 10:47am On Aug 02, 2011 |
shittz! |
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