ED: Emergency Department

buzugee:

just tryna see what you working with darling. thats all am doing

thought you were trying to help me chase that woman wrapper called DaDoctor off my thread

jennykadry:

ED: Emergency Department
thought you were trying to help me chase that woman wrapper called DaDoctor off my thread

are you an emergency room doctor ? i would think dat kinda calling will put you off penis you have prolly come across lots of men with accidentally severed penis

buzugee:

are you an emergency room doctor ? i would think dat kinda calling will put you off joystick  you have prolly come across lots of men with accidentally severed joystick 

I have seen alot to last me a life time. I told my man not to do shakara for me oooo, afterall if I miss the sight of p[i]e[/i]nis at home all I have to do is hit one good looking man on the road with my car and meet him in ED. Nobody lose

jennykadry:

^^For your mind

But seriously though , I know that sometimes the men are tired even I sef when I am tired and driving home from work, I try to stay awake even whilst driving. There are occasions I've had to ring my husband to come to my work place with a taxi and drive me home. Standing in the ED almost all day no be beans. So I know how tired one can be but sometimes you men need to sacrifice naaaa debo. Even if na 12 hour work you dey do, no tell me say you never sacrifice atleast once even if it means just lying down there and letting her do the whole work. You must have a wonderful wife, if na me you will be going to court for the millionth time suing me for r[i]a[/i]pe and lost p[i]e[/i]nis still hanging loose in the va[i]g[/i]ina

Even if you lie down there, blood no go pump to your equipment for her to do the work?  

I sacrifice when needed, but I won't compromise my health just to shine congo.

jennykadry:

I have seen alot to last me a life time. I told my man not to do shakara for me oooo, afterall if I miss the sight of p[i]e[/i]nis at home all I have to do is hit one good looking man on the road with my car and meet him in ED. Nobody lose

so answer me this. if you see lots of men on your job nekkid and they are all rocking 14 inch penis. and your man only has say 9 inches. does that make you less interested in sex with your man and would you be longing for the 14 inch adonis patients ? or am i of base ?

Haba debo, a nice massaging oil massaged down there and with a wonderful mouth to sing with the microphone should make you surrender naaa haba. I need to make friends with your wife

jennykadry:

Haba debo, a nice massaging oil massaged down there and with a wonderful mouth to sing with the microphone should make you surrender naaa haba. I need to make friends with your wife

you got so much mouth and i bet when you jam real prick, na so you go dey cry like infant wey never chop similac

buzugee:

so answer me this. if you see lots of men on your job nekkid and they are all rocking 14 inch joystick. and your man only has say 9 inches. does that make you less interested in sex with your man and would you be longing for the 14 inch adonis patients ? or am i of base ?

I swear you are nuts, you, denzel and pro01.

I will tell you when you are off base. I remember shaving a male dude(e no do am well) before surgery and whilst shaving him down there the dude was beginning to turn red in the face. He couldn't control the sleeping dogs from lying for my mind I was laughing. Anyways after a while the dude gave in to nature and let the thing rise slowly to the roof but, in as much as I found it funny back then, I started thanking my baba for giving me a solid black iroko tree with a very decent weapon of mass destruction down below as a husband. Atleast he does not blush or turn red during my fervent prayers down there like that of the oyinbo man.

I don't fantasize or wish to have joysticks like the once I have been exposed to and no way have I lost interest in sex at all. Infact seeing my man Unclad from a shower is enough to make me forget morning devotion and rock the thing until e don collapse for ground

BTW seeing Joysticks on a regular basis does not put me off p[i]e[/i]nis at all. I have seen alot though from circumcising grown a[i]s[/i]sed men(especially zimbabweans) to watching nurses shave male pubic hairs

jennykadry:

I swear you are nuts, you, denzel and pro01.

I will tell you when you are off base. I remember shaving a male dude(e no do am well) before surgery and whilst shaving him down there the dude was beginning to turn red in the face. He couldn't control the sleeping dogs from lying for my mind I was laughing. Anyways after a while the dude gave in to nature and let the thing rise slowly to the roof but, in as much as I found it funny back then, I started thanking my baba for giving me a solid black iroko tree with a very decent weapon of mass destruction down below as a husband. Atleast he does not blush or turn red during my fervent prayers down there like that of the oyinbo man.

I don't fantasize or wish to have joysticks like the once I have been exposed to and no way have I lost interest in sex at all. Infact seeing my man Unclad from a shower is enough to make me forget morning devotion and rock the thing until e don collapse for ground

BTW seeing Joysticks on a regular basis does not put me off p[i]e[/i]nis at all. I have seen alot though from circumcising grown a[i]s[/i]sed men(especially zimbabweans) to watching nurses shave male pubic hairs

looks like you are in your dream job huh ? all these nekkid men with iroko and obeche trees wanting their bushes trimmed so they can rise unimpeded at the sight of a stimulant. i bet you couldnt wait to get into that profession too, could ya.

jennykadry:

I swear you are nuts, you, denzel and pro01.

I will tell you when you are off base. I remember shaving a male dude(e no do am well) before surgery and whilst shaving him down there the dude was beginning to turn red in the face. He couldn't control the sleeping dogs from lying for my mind I was laughing. Anyways after a while the dude gave in to nature and let the thing rise slowly to the roof but, in as much as I found it funny back then, I started thanking my baba for giving me a solid black iroko tree with a very decent weapon of mass destruction down below as a husband. Atleast he does not blush or turn red during my fervent prayers down there like that of the oyinbo man.

I don't fantasize or wish to have joysticks like the once I have been exposed to and no way have I lost interest in sex at all. Infact seeing my man Unclad from a shower is enough to make me forget morning devotion and rock the thing until e don collapse for ground

BTW seeing Joysticks on a regular basis does not put me off p[i]e[/i]nis at all. I have seen alot though from circumcising grown a[i]s[/i]sed men(especially zimbabweans) to watching nurses shave male pubic hairs

You is a pubic barber?

you have seen lots of zimbabwean iroko trees ? are you in south africa ni ?  

denzel2009:

You is a pubic barber?

more like a hedge trimmer 
her skills in landscaping are impeccable and unparalleled

buzugee:

more like a hedge trimmer 
her skills in landscaping are impeccable and unparalleled

I wan ask if she can do bobby brown or rico bay style for iroko.

denzel2009:

I wan ask if she can do bobby brown or rico bay style for iroko.

i think her speciality is 'no trouble'

Hmm sometimes you could be really tired. But if she's willing to do little work riding the wheels till it fall off fine; I'll be supportive atleast. Yeah if she's boring and always lies down there and wants me to get on even when tired hell no. I'll just turn my back against her oh. But most of the time I'm good to go even if its just one round , then finish up later when I wake up 4am / 5am; but not everybody like being woken up by prick in the am

Denzel and buzugee

Sharapp diaaa you two BTW I am not in the shores of african not now not in a long time to come . Alot of zimbabwean men are not circumcised, so there's alot of them flooding the hospital, who knows? their gf might have given them ultimatum to do it or forget about sex

Funny though how I witnessed a colleague's circumcision. A fij[i]ian[/i]

tEsLim:

Hmm sometimes you could be really tired. But if she's willing to do little work riding the wheels till it fall off fine; I'll be supportive atleast. Yeah if she's boring and always lies down there and wants me to get on even when tired hell no. I'll just turn my back against her oh. But most of the time I'm good to go even if its just one round ,  then finish up later when I wake up 4am / 5am; but not everybody like being woken up by prick in the am

It is not funny and na when the sleep dey sweet naim you go begin feel one hard yekini poking you from behind

JK,

Can you barb Brother Johnson or Kris Kross for me

jennykadry:

Denzel and buzugee

Sharapp diaaa you two BTW I am not in the shores of african not now not in a long time to come . Alot of zimbabwean men are not circumcised, so there's alot of them flooding the hospital, who knows? their gf might have given them ultimatum to do it or forget about sex

Funny though how I witnessed a colleague's circumcision. A fij[i]ian[/i]


It is not funny and na when the sleep dey sweet naim you go begin feel one hard yekini poking you from behind

yekini dey cold. he wan hide inside warm place.  
so basically you have been privy to lots of yekinis getting scalped. the horror of it all    do they put them to sleep before they scalp their yekini abi na local anaesthetic ?

dayokanu:

JK,

Can you barb Brother Johnson or Kris Kross for me

or gumby

No dayo, fear dey cash me. Who knows how many liters of your ogi(akamu) you will release on my gown before the whole process finish

Buzugee
oya mind ya business diaaa, you too like tori . And don't worry, dem dey sleep as the whole thing dey go on.


Back to topic you all I don't usually go into details when it comes to what I do as a living

No more questions on what I do. Back to topic you little male gossips

Dayo and buzugee una never answer the question wey I ask for the beginning, you lot are more concerned about yekini and so on

Do you guys think it is fair to say you are tired and stick to it?

an unsatisfied conji for an unsatisfied conji

Moses of our time

jennykadry:

No more questions on what I do. Back to topic you little male gossips

Dayo and buzugee una never answer the question wey I ask for the beginning, you lot are more concerned about yekini and so on

Do you guys think it is fair to say you are tired and stick to it?

oh yeah i get easily distracted. ermmm what was the kweshun again ?

jennykadry:

No more questions on what I do. Back to topic you little male gossips

Dayo and buzugee una never answer the question wey I ask for the beginning, you lot are more concerned about yekini and so on

Do you guys think it is fair to say you are tired and stick to it?

Wetin consign me with your thread,

When are you coming to barb me jare?

Jenny baby, dayokanu was a natural rastaferian before oh.

Yup I have noticed it, Its kinda frustrating to the ladies,
Ma girl hates it to d last.
I knw hw to hv ma way sha

denzel2009:

Jenny baby, dayokanu was a natural rastaferian before oh.

Lol, you don't know how terrible that name sounds.

I have NEVER been too tired for s.ex.am yet to see a woman that will beat me to it.If I dont want to do it I come out straight to say "am not in the mood" or I dont feel like it.Sometimes when am tired I even I like to do it so I can can be more relaxed.

Some married women have vibrators, which they make do with.

this thread had me roaring with laughter.  nna i think i have used that line two times, both when i had the flu. Trust me, even an energizer bunny (real nickname) like myself knows when nothing under heaven can raise my iroko. Flu it is!