you are welcome! I think they are snoring already!

tankyu ma

but I'll just watch for now, it seems I have a lot to learn!

Point and kill hmmmmmmmm that sounds delicious to me


@ Debo
How far?

Uche2nna:

_{****faints****}



I should be the one dishing out lessons

Abeg Neva begin faint _{pours cold bucket of water with ice in it 2 hit his head very hard} Am sure dat would keep u awake 4 a very long time till after the lessons.

BABEELOVE:


Sorry dude! Women do get on top too! Don't like aggressive women or sum'un?

Fire on baby chi! I am also learning how to improve my skills in "snagging" Uche. I wan learn this "Point and Kill" tactics you are talking about!

pls. tell him how real ladies roll ooo as per learnin d point and kill tactics u got it already u just need 2 discover and develop it cos it lies in u _{as a real woman}

BABEELOVE:

you are welcome! I think they are snoring already!

nah; i don't think Uche could b possibly snorin because he is drenched with cold iced water already so sleepin wont even cross his mind as 4 me am preparin very hard 4 my 1st lesson with him _{already sweatin vigorously}

Uche2nna:

Point and kill hmmmmmmmm that sounds delicious to me


@ Debo
How far?

Debo is a gent so he prefers to watch.  Life is too short not to do anything delicious!  Anything goes in the game of "you know what"!  Sleep don dey catch you  I see  Uche!  he he he he he he he he!  Sorry darling.  Life is tough!  That is why I am here reduce some of your stress.  My life is so so so so so stress free!  So let me help you my love!

Chiege!!!!  Wake up!!!!

Uche Watford I dey o, just dey watch as you 'handle' two women all by yourself

walahi I wan be like you when i grow up

debosky:

Uche Watford I dey o, just dey watch as you 'handle' two women all by yourself

walahi I wan be like you when i grow up

There are men and there are boys! Uche na real bobo!!!!

BABEELOVE:

Debo is a gent so he prefers to watch.  Life is too short not to do anything delicious!  Anything goes in the game of "you know what"!  Sleep don dey catch you  I see  Uche!  he he he he he he he he!  Sorry darling.  Life is tough!  That is why I am here reduce some of your stress.  My life is so so so so so stress free!  So let me help you my love!

Chiege!!!!  Wake up!!!!

Nah; not sleepin ooo can't let this my very 1st student pass me by after 10yrs of coachin _{time dey fly well} i need 2 know if am still incredibly great

debosky:

Uche Watford I dey o, just dey watch as you 'handle' two women all by yourself

walahi I wan be like you when i grow up

@ Debo; u really no need 2 wait till u grow up_{time flies} besides i get extra space and it is also free of charge no need 2 collect permission from babee because i know say she go grant am asap


@Babee; i lie?

Sleep ko, snore ni. I am as awake as a night guard @ the buckingham palace. No sleep till I teach Chi some life turning tricks. U can neva say U have seen them all, girl


@ debo
Wat more can I say?? Like the good ladies said , there is always space for one more.

chiegemba:

Nah; not sleepin ooo can't let this my very 1st student pass me by after 10yrs of coachin _{time dey fly well} i need 2 know if am still incredibly great
@ Debo; u really no need 2 wait till u grow up_{time flies} besides i get extra space and it is also free of charge no need 2 collect permission from babee because i know say she go grant am asap


@Babee; i lie?

Na you talk am.  This na the type of dude whey another man go take wife from!  Learn from Uche oh!  You can only be a good boy for so long!  Na bad boy dey marry well.  Na agaracha dey stay for marriage!  So learn oh!

oya chigemba which style u wan tish me now?

your student awaits

@Uche and Debo; make una no hurry i dey come _{i now need 2 carry extra materials}

@ Babee; u know of another person wey go like 2 joint 2 class _{i know say u go just be an observer} but i b need another 1 wey go participate

chiegemba:

@Uche and Debo; make una no hurry i dey come _{i now need 2 carry extra materials}

@ Babee; u know of another person wey go like 2 joint 2 class _{i know say u go just be an observer} but i b need another 1 wey go participate

Very many! Just start with a small class. The gospel usually spreads and you will have many converts trust me! I dey ya side!

lmao

Uche2nna:

lmao

he he he he he he he! Please what subject are we teaching today oh Pay attention class!

Lets start with the frontal position E be like sey ma teacher don fall asleep

Uche2nna:


Lets start with the frontal position E be like sey ma teacher don fall asleep

Yes darling--------I think the teacher is shy-----back to the real topic. Frontal position!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! I like that one!

BABEELOVE:

he he he he he he he! Please what subject are we teaching today oh Pay attention class!

i know shey; all attentions needed

Uche2nna:


Lets start with the frontal position E be like sey ma teacher don fall asleep

nooo; dey review my notes _{i b spend time dustin d dust off now} as per 10yrs of not used

chiegemba:

i know shey; all attentions needed ;Dnooo; dey review my notes _{i b spend time dustin d dust off now} as per 10yrs of not used

which kain teacher be this?

BABEELOVE:


which kain teacher be this?

2 show u say i don get major experience infact sef i get all d infos on my resume _{scannin a copy}


@Uche; frontal my great grand no even use dat style cos dat style old pass am

chiegemba:

2 show u say i don get major experience infact sef i get all d infos on my resume _{scannin a copy}


@Uche; frontal my great grand no even use that style because that style old pass am

Not really---he means standing up! Not missionary! Dust your books again!

Men, u r really rusty. U need some real catching up to do. Maybe I should be in the driver's seat i.e sit back and let me do the riding. _{no pun intended}

Uche2nna:

Men, you're really rusty. You need some real catching up to do. Maybe I should be in the driver's seat i.e sit back and let me do the riding. _{no pun intended}

Please fire on!  Maybe I should beg Simply_Me for her tutorials!   Chiegemba!  Take the back seat let Uche teach.

& u too honey. U are also in need of some tutorials on luffin"

BABEELOVE:

Not really---he means standing up! Not missionary! Dust your books again!

i 4 say now!!! good 2 know say my students dey updated pass teacher sef _{dose books wey i dey dust sef e b let say i need new edition}

Uche2nna:

Men, you're really rusty. You need some real catching up to do. Maybe I should be in the driver's seat i.e sit back and let me do the riding. _{no pun intended}

na dat 1 b a great potential of a real woman didnt even take my babee 2 discover and use her newly found potentials

@Babee; since u don suggest sub teacher i go take d back seat now besides e don reach time 4 me 2 waka go _{pack my own shit} .
Would log on we i reach work its just about 10mins drive 4 me but if i don't make una have a wonderful time 4 your d class hopefully d sub-teacher dey very current pass Uche sef

Great hangin out with u guys "Much Love"

Chi, U dont need a new edition. Wat U need is a whole new book by a new author. See how U fail the introductory class of Love 101. Common frontal position , U wan go dust book. When we begin enter advanced level class like the "cowgirl" wetin U go dust  


I move the motion for change of teacher

chiegemba:

@Babee; since u don suggest sub teacher i go take d back seat now besides e don reach time 4 me 2 waka go _{pack my own shit} .
Would log on we i reach work its just about 10mins drive 4 me but if i don't make una have a wonder time 4 your d class hopefully d sub-teacher dey very current pass Uche sef

Great hangin out with u guys "Much Love"

Before you consult all your dusty books, practicals don over ke!!!!!  Have a good night me dear!

Uche2nna:

Chi, You don't need a new edition. What You need is a whole new book by a new author. See how You fail the introductory class of Love 101. Common frontal position , You wan go dust book. When we begin enter advanced level class like the "cowgirl" wetin You go dust


I move the motion for change of teacher

I wonder oh or the "horsy"!!!!

Chei, honey !!!! Which one be horsy again. I hope sey na only me dey get access for ur network

Uche2nna:

Chei, honey !!!! Which one be horsy again. I hope sey na only me dey get access for your network

Relax darling---of course! Only one hard drive or should I say---only one SIM card!