A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things -

The bartender is a blonde girl.
The bouncer is a blonde gal.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

so why is it the best joke uh!!

i wonder people adopt the idea of cacthy topic

okey bakassi.dry joke

C'mon ppl. I tink dat waz a nice1. U gt me crackd man. Gud 1.

pathetic

It is a nice one. LOL

He'd have to explain it five times(one for each blonde) before they'll all understand.

These blondes are dumb _{i bet the blind man would have been beaten to a pulp if they understood him}

Thanks Bakassi

Thanks my brother .

Well i dnt reli trip it bt its ok.

ovic:

so why is it the best joke uh!!

mimiko:

i wonder people adopt the idea of cacthy topic

replenish:

pathetic

SORRY IF YOU GUYS JUST DIN'T GET IT.

Hi that was a very funny joke, got me laughing loud in the office. I guess those who did not get the joke are blonds, so bakassi can u please repeat it for them five times

why dont you tell him to repeat it 500 hundreds times.

only dumbheads like you will find this pathetic joke interesting.

Wel seems lyk yall dnt dig it so lemme try.
Afta d blond wit a black belt in karate xplained to him d situation, she xpected dat he will b will nt say d joke because of fear, bt instead he dint say it because he tot d dumb blonds being as dumb as dey re wunt _stand so he'll av to xplain it to each 1 of d 5 blonds.
I'm sure u _stand nw bt d essence of d joke has bn ,

Are there too many "blondes" in the house?

IT means the guy made a joke only 'blondes' wouldn't understand
Catch it?

Must our jokes be outright dirty and insultive to qualify as jokes?

Bakassi keep it going jare it was good, very good

Worst Joke !!
Duh !!

nice joke.