Hitter

Corridon:
This useless simp will forever regret fighting for a girl to the extent of cutting off his fellow man's hand. A girlfriend o not even a wife. I spit on his cone head. Chai.

If u "assault" my soulmate, I may not cut off ur hand, but I will certainly react.
I mean, wots d essence of calling him/her a friend?

Being a simp is being a true lover

Imagine they serve you that hand ... It looks very much like meat to me.

Wait o. It is meat hahaha.

And it's even the good vasiline crew hand he chopped off. ... Dude will have to learn how to self-service allover again ... Shame.