Some stupid
questions ppl ask these days; and
how best to respond:
1. When people see you lying
down, with your eyes closed they
still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die?
2. When It's raining and someone
notices you going out, they ask: -
Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.:|
3. Your friend calls your home
phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/
4. They see you wet coming out
from the bathroom:- Did you just
have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|
5. You are standing right in front
of the elevator on the ground
floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my
office to come down and get
me.>:O >:O >:OX_X
6. Your boyfriend comes to your
house with a bunch of flowers.
And you still ask him:- are those
Flowers?
A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D
7. You're in the toilet when
someone knocks on the door
asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! Na SHIT lock d door!?=))
8. You're in the queue to buy
tickets @ the cinema, a friend
sees u & asks:- what are u doing
here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees
Goodnight y'all.

Weldone Poster

Men, I guess I nid to c a doc, U jst cracked my ribs @poster

Thats a good one!! Especially the toilet part!! I litteratly pissed meself lmao!!

Lol

nice

Lol

Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins taiwo
n kehinde,peter n paul, victor n
Victoria?
why cant we use names like copy n paste,find n replace, clearing n forwarding, dolce n
gabbana, goodness n
mercy,keyboard n monitor,facebook n twitter,input n output,open n close,undo n redo.Waec & Neco,Open & Close,Patience & Goodluck,Fuel & Scarcity.Labour n minimum wage, nupeng and petrol, ASUU and strike.