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How To Become A President by BritishAirways: 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
The opinion below is a personal rendition of current Nigerian choices of a president. The opinion is entirely mine and it could be flawed, nonetheless, I am willing to share. 1. By now, it's obvious one of the silent requirement to becoming a strong candidate and perhaps a president, is the rate at which the social media is willing to troll you. What I mean is, being trolled is directly proportional to becoming a president. The above is self explanatory. 2. Then to become a president, you need to have a questionable past. Some past that might be attached to huge indisputable deep corruption. Then some part that tells a story of cruelty. 3 if you want to top it all up, cry on TV so that Nigerians will see you. But I guess that format is outdated now. 4 If you don't have enough tears or can't get a handkerchief to wipe the tears, I suggest you try to tell Nigerians how you had just 1 shoe or even no shoe at all. Heck! You can even tell them you have just 1 wristwatch you wear everywhere 5. If you can't do the above, Omo you better find a way to obodo-oyinbo and launder some drug money or better carry the drug yourself. (Don't take my advise oo) no blame me |
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