A young man of thirty woke up one morning and told his father he was going for APC rally and that he hope to come back with a bag of rice,tins of tomato,gallon groundnuto oil and some cash and of course APC branded t-shirt but unfortunate for him before he got there the party officials have decided to keep other items for themselve and to only share cash after campaign.He waited untill TINUBU was done blabbing,the campaign team left;the officials shared 1000 naira each person and dismissed the crowd but the young man(Ahmed Atiku)got angry and got into argument with party officials who told him that the other items are for their personal use.
He insisted on getting his own share,while he was scuffling with them a policeman attached to a prominent official shot him and he died instantly.
His spirit jumped out of his body,and an Angel came to welcome him to the afterlife.He (the Angel) asked him where he would want to spend eternity.Heaven or Hell?,he begged him to show him both kingdoms to enabled him make an informed decision.
Angel took him to hell,when he got there,he saw Satan was on suit and looked handsome and the demons were well dressed and orderly.A carnival-like celebration was on,notable musicians were on hand to entertain them.
Wow he exclaimed,this is good,I thought they said Satan has two horns on his head and that hell is a place of torment,but if this is indeed hell am going to enjoy it;he murmured to himself.
The Angel tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to come check out heaven too.He followed him to heaven.There was no music but a lot of bowing down each time the glory of God appeared because nobody saw God but crowd were celebrating the prescence of God with Godly reverence.Atikus countenance changed;and he told the Angel to take him back to hell because he want to enjoy eternity.Upon getting to hell,everything has changed with demons carrying whip and flogging each person,and Satan looking satanic with his two horns on his head and a tail between.Ahme Atiku was terrified.
He summoned courage to ask Satan why has everything changed so badly from the beauty he saw the other time he visited?Satan said to him we were campaigning on the day you visited.
"This is the true life we live here.Go to your own place of torment.
Lesson You will face reality after political campaign.Vote wisely.
VOTE PETER OBI. VOTE LABOUR PARTY
BE WISE