PUNCHLINE !!!!!

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8R-YdEMKq8

The same Atiku that you were his vice...Life!

Don't worry Obi, on 25th, the masses will show you the other one's age.

chatinent:
In saner climes, Tinubu ought to be disqualified for a variety of reasons, including his age, his shady background, his record of drug cases in the US, hooliganism, and most importantly, his untraceable source of wealth, which has been linked to a variety of illegal activities. Everything about Tinubu is doctored!
It is safer to say Tinubu is doctored. Even his gender! Damn! Even “Bola“ as a name is feminine.


How can he say all his classmates died in the civil war. Was that how strong the Biafran army was? To wipe a generation of, not only classmates, but nursery, primary, and secondary school mates? Omo, are we this daft!
And INEC knows all this but cannot do anything because a branch of the 'structure' is at the top.

Tinubu is willing to engage in underhanded tactics to achieve his goals, but his deteriorating health makes it unlikely that he will survive the full eight years. He exalts himself to the level of a god and exhibits pride and arrogance. The reason for this is that he believes that everyone in high places was connected to him in some way or another by his support. In fact, the gibberish he speaks is a no-go area for the position of a president...unless you will explain these sentences:

1. A town hall different from Bablablu Blue blue Bulaba.
2. Couldn't make a down payment for a roasted corn in this situation.

3. Edo youths are gazelle gagaraga.

And many more. If you can't explain these sentences without using tact to attribute it to figurative language, you are evil. If you are educated and cannot call black black when it doesn't support you, it's not politics, it's you been stupid, wicked, and evil.


Don't forget it's this same government y'all came out for the EndSars protest that all Tinubu could say was "what were they doing there" where people were being shot. Same govt that hid palliatives from you and I. This Muslim man couldn't also condemn the gruesome death of a Christian girl because he is fighting for a belief, and securing his presidential ambition. Religion shouldn't make you heartless!

The agbero system of government and godfatherism is why a once capital of Nigeria, is still underdeveloped. Sb is wanting to tell me he built Lagos. If the current state of Lagos is what you called developed comparing it to the income it receives in a month, your education is a waste. Yes, I said so. Judge Tinubu with what he did in his administration, and not what Ambode or Fashola did. Let all man carry their cross, isn't that what they say? Even at that, it's a shame we celebrate nonsense. If the exact amount Lagos earns is used to develop Lagos, Dubai would be coming for tourism in Lagos. I mean, do you know the fck what Lagos gets in a month? And what's actually brought out? Damn!

Tinubu only gives a tip from the iceberg, literally.


In addition to this, the fact that he is a member of the ruling party should immediately disqualify him because of the incalculable amount of hardship that the party, which he established, has brought.

Even Tinubu is telling us 'they have failed, they brought BVAS, they introduced fuel scarcity, they introduced new naira , they did this and that.'

Who?


Accordingly, for Atiku, he is even more dangerous than Tinubu. Atiku is a political prostitute who is only concerned with advancing his own career and has no other priorities. If he loses, he'll spend the rest of his life in Dubai, because he's never shown any concern for the Nigerian people in his life. How is it that the PDP flag bearer that guarantees you constant power is also the primary supplier of Mikano Generators...according to online records? Okay, let's agree the record is false. While serving as vice, what did he do? Sell public property? Isn't it bedazzling?

Don't forget it's still this same coward who condemned the death of Deborah and deleted and debunked it so he won't lose votes! A coward per excellence!


For some, they say PDP administration was better than that of APC. Yes, that's true..but it doesn't mean that of PDP wasn't bad. In fact it was so bad everyone wanted to chase PDP away the same way they want to chase APC now. Like it's a frying-pan-to-fire culture? By the way, Atiku appears to be in a worse state of illness and has a more troubled past, but everyone seems to be more concerned about Tinubu's gaffes and health. We haven't even heard Atiku talk much!

On the other side, Obi engages in a kind of politics based on sympathy. To present oneself in the most favorable light requires its own unique brand of promotion. He is a Marxist in the truest sense of the word. Although he may not have stolen like the previous two presidential aspirants or had a shady past, during his former government, he did not carry out all of the policies that he is pledging to carry out today. It's important for leaders to lead by example. So, I am not carried away by a propaganda type of politics using borrowed empathy and subterfuge. Although Obi is the lesser of two evils, evil is still evil even in its weaker form. While he was governor, they was regular ASUU strike too and of doctors. Some roads in Anambra are still dilapidated till date. And Anambra doesn't have steady electricity like he promises Nigeria. So are we taking back our country to give to sb who Anambra was given to and he still didn't make it African Dubai?

Oh, tell me sth different.



Anyways, for the sake of analysis and good remarks, it's possible that Obi will put forth effort to demonstrate that he will work better than the other two if elected. But are people who's ruled before the only people in Nigeria? Other people no dey?

Tinubu may actually be a successful politician, and may actually work... but if he wins, you can forget about the presidency in Nigeria for all of time; his family tree and loyalists will control Nigeria for all of eternity.

Because of the pressure that is currently being placed on history, Atiku might also work. He wouldn't want to inherit Buhari's insults all his life.

The trio share a thing in common: anyone who wins will attempt to clear people's doubts that they are better than their opponents and predecessors.

But fck it!

The reality is that Nigeria is currently in such disarray that it will be challenging for any incoming president to run an effective government. Where exactly does he intend to begin? Those enormous loans? Terrorism as a means of undermining public support for political opponents? Which is worse, nepotism or tribalism? Where exactly!

It is not an admission of ignorance to point out the obvious fact that the same group of people has held power from the very beginning. Yes. As if they were the only people in the country...and after serving as governors, they go on to serve as senators, run for other positions again, run for presidential positions, and the process repeats itself.

Because we do not operate under a real federalist system, Nigeria would benefit most from a regional form of governance. We have a gerontocratic do-whatever system of government, and it is expensive and inefficient. There is no rule of law, and there is no clear separation of power. There are no checks and balances. There is no independent judiciary. Excessive power is centralized on the chief Executive. We use a constitution that was borrowed from England, and we did not draft it, or even know that all what's there doesn't totally apply to the Nigeria setting. We need a new constitution drafted to the knowledge of Nigerians. We keep a very costly system in place that was designed to reward the same people who established the system, but to exclude others from participation.

We didn't even agree to be together as a country. From colonialism and adminstrative convenience by the colonialists, a baby country and the remains of pre-colonial era got together by power-hungry elites and military men who shed blood to be the head...the head of embezzlement and control.

Even Buhari today also partook in a coup of then...but they deleted history in secondary schools so you won't hate your oppressors. This was the same format the Englishmen used to trap Nigerians...or the entity that made up Nigeria...by introducing religion.


It is safe to state that Tinubu and the APC, Atiku and the PDAPC, and Obi and the PDPLP all owe an apology to the Nigerian people for not assuming even one government office and allowing others to hold other positions. I mean, others who have never ruled in any position before.


Are we meant to be ruled!

You only visit us after every four years. And after you win or fail, we don't hear from you till another four years! You only care for us every four years. We are your puppets, agreed.

The election is getting close, and there is a good chance that it will be manipulated. It is in the nature of Nigerian governance and politics that we would always lament because naturally, Africans are too religious but very wicked.



I endorse no candidate since all Nigerian politicians have failed. If you talk too much, they'll say you don't respect your political elders. Oh really, so you don't know stupid and wicked young people grow old too?

Stop drinking poison cos it's served in your tribal cup. All Nigerian politicians are failures... Ekweremmadu as a case study.

Can you allow Tinubu to rule all Yorubas as intelligent as the tribe, Obi to rule all Ibos, as industrious as they are? And Atiku all Fulanis? ..if it was regional government? Let your conscience be your judge.

You are free to endorse your own devil, anyways.

Encourage people to vote and not abstain. Every nation fights it way out of bondage. The people must rise up for their emancipation and for the generations unborn else, penury is just beginning.
Go Vote for a leader you desire to be your Father to either live right or live wrong In Just society where rule of law can prevail.

Says a 62 year old slow poke. Panama hero investor

Age is not a factor.in.governance. if it does, then America should be guilty as charged.. What is important in governance is the creation of systems that work. We don't desire government that benefits only the few and privileged. Governance must be for all. We have been denied that since 1999. Even that promised us equality ended up being the worst performer. Few people kept money in ranks and deep pits while many ate from dustbins and barely survived. Yet they desire the status quo to be maintained, only Nigerians can decide. All social institutions were badly managed to serve as conduits for corruption. Programmes lacked post implemtation evaluation and follow up. Every aspects of our lives messed up. May God deliver us

The life of Obi_dense

Ogunleti01:
Whether the devil likes it or not, this vision must be fulfilled!

hmmn the way of God is not the way of man. I will save your comment and update you after the election. Let’s put your vision-backed analysis to the test

chatinent:
In saner climes, Tinubu ought to be disqualified for a variety of reasons, including his age, his shady background…. Bla bla bla


You are free to endorse your own devil, anyways.

Cry me a river Igbo. I love to see your tears , ig motivates me

Vote Obi!
Vote LP!

Papa Mama Pikin!!!

OkOk...

FreeStuffsNG:
His mouth driving rough will soon rest after his collossal defeat and disgrace at the polls.
Lagos is for Asiwaju same way Asiwaju is for Lagos.

Tonight our Lagos city highway managers will sweep their feet off our streets

Never again will Lagos give room to ipob terrorists We rejected him and his ipob terrorist group backed rally today

Looll watin join the proscribed ipob nonsense join the discussion na😁😁
Ipob enjoyed from the dividend of this tinubu's APC disaster of a Govt.
When Obi was Governor He so much tackled secessionist that disObiDient people began to spread lies that He was killing them😁
Under tinubu's evil clueless APC disaster We now have secessionist movement from the SW and some Ijaw block to deal with, that's enough to let sensible Nigerians understand that APC na big time failure.
We know of one man who already told Us He doesn't believe in One Nigeria,but now wants to be President of same NIGERIA he doesn't believe in Her Oneness which kind play be dat one na😁😁😁
Obi for Me.
Obi for You.
Obi for a better NIGERIA.

deji17:
The life of Obi_dense

Loll don't mind them ipob niggies jareh 😁
Them and Bat and BMc no group fit mumu pass this groups oo😁😁
Obi for Me.
Obi for You.
Obi for a better NIGERIA.

Aufbauh:
The lying Obituary who claimed to be Peter Odili's school mate is also shading others?...
Odiegwu!

Someone should tell him that he is also not a youth and he should keep quiet.
If I can vote Obi with consideration to age then I can vote Tinubu or Atiku.

But he is odili's school mate na
Where is the lie?
Na the 39 people that liked this rubbish comment i shake my head for

chatinent:
In saner climes, Tinubu ought to be disqualified for a variety of reasons, including his age, his shady background, his record of drug cases in the US, hooliganism, and most importantly, his untraceable source of wealth, which has been linked to a variety of illegal activities. Everything about Tinubu is doctored!
It is safer to say Tinubu is doctored. Even his gender! Damn! Even “Bola“ as a name is feminine.

How can he say all his classmates died in the civil war. Was that how strong the Biafran army was? To wipe a generation of, not only classmates, but nursery, primary, and secondary school mates? Omo, are we this daft!
And INEC knows all this but cannot do anything because a branch of the 'structure' is at the top.

Tinubu is willing to engage in underhanded tactics to achieve his goals, but his deteriorating health makes it unlikely that he will survive the full eight years. He exalts himself to the level of a god and exhibits pride and arrogance. The reason for this is that he believes that everyone in high places was connected to him in some way or another by his support. In fact, the gibberish he speaks is a no-go area for the position of a president...unless you will explain these sentences:

1. A town hall different from Bablablu Blue blue Bulaba.
2. Couldn't make a down payment for a roasted corn in this situation.

3. Edo youths are gazelle gagaraga.

And many more. If you can't explain these sentences without using tact to attribute it to figurative language, you are evil. If you are educated and cannot call black black when it doesn't support you, it's not politics, it's you been stupid, wicked, and evil.


Don't forget it's this same government y'all came out for the EndSars protest that all Tinubu could say was "what were they doing there" where people were being shot. Same govt that hid palliatives from you and I. This Muslim man couldn't also condemn the gruesome death of a Christian girl because he is fighting for a belief, and securing his presidential ambition. Religion shouldn't make you heartless!

The agbero system of government and godfatherism is why a once capital of Nigeria, is still underdeveloped. Sb is wanting to tell me he built Lagos. If the current state of Lagos is what you called developed comparing it to the income it receives in a month, your education is a waste. Yes, I said so. Judge Tinubu with what he did in his administration, and not what Ambode or Fashola did. Let all man carry their cross, isn't that what they say? Even at that, it's a shame we celebrate nonsense. If the exact amount Lagos earns is used to develop Lagos, Dubai would be coming for tourism in Lagos. I mean, do you know the fck what Lagos gets in a month? And what's actually brought out? Damn!

Tinubu only gives a tip from the iceberg, literally.


In addition to this, the fact that he is a member of the ruling party should immediately disqualify him because of the incalculable amount of hardship that the party, which he established, has brought.

Even Tinubu is telling us 'they have failed, they brought BVAS, they introduced fuel scarcity, they introduced new naira , they did this and that.'

Who?


Accordingly, for Atiku, he is even more dangerous than Tinubu. Atiku is a political prostitute who is only concerned with advancing his own career and has no other priorities. If he loses, he'll spend the rest of his life in Dubai, because he's never shown any concern for the Nigerian people in his life. How is it that the PDP flag bearer that guarantees you constant power is also the primary supplier of Mikano Generators...according to online records? Okay, let's agree the record is false. While serving as vice, what did he do? Sell public property? Isn't it bedazzling?

Don't forget it's still this same coward who condemned the death of Deborah and deleted and debunked it so he won't lose votes! A coward per excellence!


For some, they say PDP administration was better than that of APC. Yes, that's true..but it doesn't mean that of PDP wasn't bad. In fact it was so bad everyone wanted to chase PDP away the same way they want to chase APC now. Like it's a frying-pan-to-fire culture? By the way, Atiku appears to be in a worse state of health, plus he has a more troubled past, but everyone seems to be more concerned about Tinubu's gaffes and health. We haven't even heard Atiku talk much!

On the other side, Obi engages in a kind of politics based on sympathy. To present oneself in the most favorable light requires its own unique brand of promotion. He is a Marxist in the truest sense of the word. Although he may not have stolen like the previous two presidential aspirants or had a shady past, during his former government, he did not carry out all of the policies that he is pledging to carry out today. It's important for leaders to lead by example. So, I am not carried away by a propaganda type of politics using borrowed empathy and subterfuge. Although Obi is the lesser of two evils, evil is still evil even in its weaker form. While he was governor, they was regular ASUU strike too and of doctors. Some roads in Anambra are still dilapidated till date. And Anambra doesn't have steady electricity like he promises Nigeria. So are we taking back our country to give to sb who Anambra was given to and he still didn't make it African Dubai?

Oh, tell me sth different.



Anyways, for the sake of analysis and good remarks, it's possible that Obi will put forth effort to demonstrate that he will work better than the other two if elected. But are people who's ruled before the only people in Nigeria? Other people no dey?

Tinubu may actually be a successful politician, and may actually work... but if he wins, you can forget about the presidency in Nigeria for all of time; his family tree and loyalists will control Nigeria for all of eternity.

Because of the pressure that is currently being placed on history, Atiku might also work. He wouldn't want to inherit Buhari's insults all his life.

The trio share a thing in common: anyone who wins will attempt to clear people's doubts that they are better than their opponents and predecessors.

But fck it!

The reality is that Nigeria is currently in such disarray that it will be challenging for any incoming president to run an effective government. Where exactly does he intend to begin? Those enormous loans? Terrorism as a means of undermining public support for political opponents? Which is worse, nepotism or tribalism? Where exactly!

It is not an admission of ignorance to point out the obvious fact that the same group of people has held power from the very beginning. Yes. As if they were the only people in the country...and after serving as governors, they go on to serve as senators, run for other positions again, run for presidential positions, and the process repeats itself.

Because we do not operate under a real federalist system, Nigeria would benefit most from a regional form of governance. We have a gerontocratic do-whatever system of government, and it is expensive and inefficient. There is no rule of law, and there is no clear separation of power. There are no checks and balances. There is no independent judiciary. Excessive power is centralized on the chief Executive. We use a constitution that was borrowed from England, and we did not draft it, or even know that all what's there doesn't totally apply to the Nigeria setting. We need a new constitution drafted to the knowledge of Nigerians. We keep a very costly system in place that was designed to reward the same people who established the system, but to exclude others from participation.

We didn't even agree to be together as a country. From colonialism and adminstrative convenience by the colonialists, a baby country and the remains of pre-colonial era got together by power-hungry elites and military men who shed blood to be the head...the head of embezzlement and control.

Even Buhari today also partook in a coup of then...but they deleted history in secondary schools so you won't hate your oppressors. This was the same format the Englishmen used to trap Nigerians...or the entity that made up Nigeria...by introducing religion. So, can we rightly say that the white colonialists have gone but we are still being colonised?


It is safe to state that Tinubu and the APC, Atiku and the PDAPC, and Obi and the PDPLP all owe an apology to the Nigerian people for not assuming even one government office and allowing others to hold other positions. I mean, others who have never ruled in any position before.


Are we meant to be ruled!

You only visit us after every four years. And after you win or fail, we don't hear from you till another four years! You only care for us every four years. We are your puppets, agreed.

The election is getting close, and there is a good chance that it will be manipulated. It is in the nature of Nigerian governance and politics that we would always lament because naturally, Africans are too religious but very wicked.



I endorse no candidate since all Nigerian politicians have failed. If you talk too much, they'll say you don't respect your political elders. Oh really, so you don't know stupid and wicked young people grow old too?

Stop drinking poison cos it's served in your tribal cup. All Nigerian politicians are failures... Ekweremmadu as a case study.

Can you allow Tinubu to rule all Yorubas as intelligent as the tribe, Obi to rule all Ibos, as industrious as they are? And Atiku all Fulanis? ..if it was regional government? Let your conscience be your judge.

You are free to endorse your own devil, anyways.

If you like, keep on lamenting and exciting yourself with the usual propaganda and unfounded rhetorics till endless time. We, who have decided to vote Asiwaju, will never budge. We have made our Tinubu choice, and we will stand and work for him till he is sworn in by May 29th this year. We know you hater people very well. Even if Tinubu is an angel who satisfies your ideal requirements, you will never vote for him. Leave our Tinubu for us. We love him and we'll stand by him.

easytig:
The earlier he leaves cocaine,the better for him,or else more comedic drama will be serve henceforth

Tell us more...you don't tire! Whatever you listed about our Asiwaju, they never bothered us. We have made our choice, there is no going back. Asiwaju is the next president of Nigeria. Time for hater to cry, lament and regret is around the corner. Time shall tell.

grammarian247:


I patiently read your comment; not only are your points factual, they are also ucid. Why not we take a look at it from this angle. Nigeria is not ripe enough for a leader who will bring about the needed transformation. A strong institution produces a transformative leader. As it is, we are operating a very weak system-the poor masses do not have a say in who leads them. Admittedly, Obi won't really change much, but here is the thing- if he becomes the president, ordinary Nigerians would have taken the powers that truly belong to them: the power to hire and fire their leaders. We would have been on our way to building strong institutions which inturn produce transformative leaders. Among the three leading candidates, you may quarrel with everything, but you won't quarrel with the fact that if Obi wins, we can safely say he was truly chosen by the Nigerian people. This much is what, to me, this Obedient movement is all about: taking back the right to put into office our leaders. With time, we will get leaders, who, with the knowledge that they will loose the bid for a second tenure if they fail to perform in the first four years, will work hard to be reelected. Again, your comment reveals you have a sound mind.

I likewise took time to read your piece which is envisaging the triumphs of Nigerian voters if Obi wins. Unfortunately, it is sadly to note that that expected scenario is a tall order to manifest. Obi, an Igbo man, can never rule Nigeria. It is not possible now. The power that be will not allow it. I hope you will not ask what I meant by power that be. Nigerian politics is very deep and dynamic. Only the discerning minds will understand. The race is between Atiku and Tinubu. But Tinubu will eventually win. That is the bitter reality about currents Nigerian politics.

DOD88:


I likewise took time to read your piece which is envisaging the triumphs of Nigerian voters if Obi wins. Unfortunately, it is sadly to note that that expected scenario is a tall order to manifest. Obi, an Igbo man, can never rule Nigeria. It is not possible now. The power that be will not allow it. I hope you will not ask what I meant by power that be. Nigerian politics is very deep and dynamic. Only the discerning minds will understand. The race is between Atiku and Tinubu. But Tinubu will eventually win. That is the bitter reality about currents Nigerian politics.

Obi cannot rule Nigeria because he is Igbo? Any system that operates in this manner is going to continue to produce rulers and not leaders. There is nothing about about discerning mind when it comes to understanding Nigerian politics; even a pedestrian look at the whole chickenry reveals that the system is corrupt. How do you explain that the race is between AA and BAT, if not because they have deep pockets or that those (powers that be)who have kept the country on its knee support them? Is that what is deep about Nigerian politics? 😂🤣 There is absolutely nothing deep here. We are just the ones trying to give a metaphysical interpretation to an infantile situation; looking at a lay situation from the stratosphere of abstract metaphor. Look around you today, is it not clear that the good majority has rejected PDAPC? But if, like you said, one of them wins, won't it be clear that it is corruption at work? What is deep about it?