Ralvy

I assume u r John?

that is proper 419

John was just a smart guy
he used his friends wife for free
after all she wanted to sell herself to him for the 500 dollars


nice one!!!

The way you children are thinking these days, is getting out of hand ooo.    

@ Poster. I just have this funny feeling that it was you.  

Holy smokes, that guy is really a 419

Ralvy:

@rubie;

lol, Twaz me nw. . . . hu r d children??

What children?

i have read and reread this particular joke not less than three consercutive times

just why the hell cant u be creative and post something new?

creat ur own jokes and stop copying and pasting

pls endeavour to think up something nice coz i know u ure capable

no hard feelings and no offence meant

clemcykul:

i have read and reread this particular joke not less than three consercutive times

just why the hell can't u be creative and post something new?

creat your own jokes and stop copying and pasting

please endeavour to think up something nice because i know u ure capable

no hard feelings and no offence meant

if not for the copying and pasting, i may not have come across this rib cracking joke. nice one RALVY

MORE PLZZZZ

as a ur username implies NA WA for you oooooh

ure backn him cos ure both in the same boat

i still insist create ur own jokes no matter how awful they sound,
at least we can either smile, laff or ignore the damn joke al2geda

@Clemcykul, stop the player-hating. If you've read it u don't have to herald it now. Anyway, this is my first time of reading it and i've had a good laugh.

@ Poster, nice one. Please, keep it coming

clemcykul:


i still insist create your own jokes no matter how awful they sound,
at least we can either smile, laff or ignore the damn joke al2geda

how many have you created yourself?

@na wa
man! U rily tripn. Y u attackn clem on all d threads she replied. Just assume nothin eva hapned a'int u a man?

Nice one

Migines:

@na wa
man! You rily tripn. Y u attackn clem on all d threads she replied. Just assume nothin eva hapned a'int u a man?

she? i neva knew Clem was a SHE!

She iz a SHE
lol

i have 100s of joke on my phone. let me start sharing some here.

TOP 10 LIST


TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:

10. you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

9. mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. the back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. you can focus better with one eye closed.

5. the whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. you haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. roseanne looks good.

2. you don't recognise your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. you spent more time on the floor than you do standing up

TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY

10. i stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. today is our what?

8. okey, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. i thought we only celebrated important events?

6. you can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. you don't like what i pick out, so i thought why bother.

4. i got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. here's a $5 gift certificate for mr.biggs.

3. if you want me to pretend like i care about our anniversary, i will.

2. you want to go out to dinner? okey, okey, i'll take you to pizza hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. i thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET GEEK

10. when filling out your driver's license application you give your ip address.

9. you no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "hi, what's your URL?"

8. instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. you're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. you "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. you search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free t-shirt contest.

4. you introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. at social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. after winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "i feel so "colon-right parentheses!"

1. two words: pizza's here!"

am a heeeeeeeee

i'll send a post wen i got one though it wont be for amusement!

but the major reason i dont want to post is dat am afraid some1 like u will tear badly into me

so i'll rather do the tearing than to be torn at

am no coward!

am a heeeeeeeee

i'll send a post wen ive got one though it wont be for amusement!

but the major reason i dont want to post is dat i dont want some1 like u to tear badly into me

so i'll rather do the tearing than to be torn at

am no coward!

common mr.

heeeeeeeee

let bygone be bygone

@clem
i'm just hoping the following joke with cheer you up

two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
the other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. he gasps: "my friend is dead! what can i do?" the operator says: "calm down, i can help. first, let's make sure he's dead."
there is a silence, then a shot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says: "ok, now what?"

Ha ha ha ha ha

This joke's so funny.

I'm trying to understand it.

No beefs man, just being myself so pls don't attack me ooooo.

****** On bended knees (begging)******

common rubie, the guy shot his friend cos he misunderstood the operator.

this joke was rated the world's funniest joke in a study by psychologist Dr.Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire.

why

rubie:

No beefs

what does that mean anyway?

come on guys, i'm here just like every other person to learn, have fun, and share stuffs, not to be a predator to anybody.

get it?

na wa:

common rubie, the guy shot his friend because he misunderstood the operator.

this joke was rated the world's funniest joke in a study by psychologist Dr.Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire.

why what does that mean anyway?

come on guys, i'm here just like every other person to learn, have fun, and share stuffs, not to be a predator to anybody.

get it?

You knoy, you dotted on me in the games forum you and Nella. Topic was * ask a question, get a wrong answer* and I was doing just that. So I had to beg you sharp, sharp so you'd not crucify me.

i thank god you said

rubie:

, in the games forum.

honey, it's just a game

Yeah, that's why I've not crucified you.

How you dey?

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How you dey?

the bounce is back, rubie


we miss you here=> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-52764.736.html#bot

na wa:

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the bounce is back, rubie


we miss you here=> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-52764.736.html#bot

Hey, thanks, I just had a good laugh over there.